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Ironically, queen shit
There's so much like "Wow I've never been kissed/sucked off/etc like this before" in fanfiction I think it would be funny if there were more fics about it just being kind of mid . And then the characters who have been pining over each other forever have to deal with that
hey is it okay if i eat my nature valley oats and honey granola bar here. yeah its the kind that comes as a two pack and immediately disintegrates into millions of annoying crumbs. its okay my ants that follow me everywhere will eat them. youll have ants now though.
We have got to put an end to the taller younger sibling industrial complex
TIL “Yankee Doodle” was written by the British to mock americans. “Doodle” is thought to come from the German “dödel”, meaning “fool” or “simpleton” and “macaroni,” a flamboyantly stylish type of dress, painting the Yankees as morons who thought placing a feather in one’s cap made them a “dandy.”
via reddit.com
so you’re telling me that “stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni” would be like saying “wrote a G on his belt and called it gucci”
that’s…a pretty good analogy actually
US moron came to town
Hunting for some coochie
Wrote a G up on his belt
And this bitch called it Gucci
Seeing my notifications get flooded with this every July 4th is the only thing I respect about America
don't let my tits distract u from the fact that i'm not ok in the head
don't let the fact that i'm not ok in the head distract u from my tits
I think indeed dot com should have a comment section
"no salary listed hmmm....... 🤔🤔🤔"
"BACHELORS DEGREE TO WORK RETAIL PLEASE SAY SIKE"
"'fast-paced high-energy environment' just say it's toxic"
favorite kind of tweets that make me love people a little more
filling a usps small flat rate box with scoops out of a large tub labelled “Neutron star”
Follow-up Tweet:
damnit!!
hope it's clear to everyone when i say that buffy has more chemistry with her female foils then she ever had with an actual boyfriend that spike doesn't count. he was buffy's girlfriend
dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy
whats grundlous mean
of or pertaining to grundle
literally the king of oneliners
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I love how bad Astarion is with his cover story. You meet him and he's like "I'm a magistrate" then he stealths, disarms a trap, double dashes and backstabs a goblin all while giggling about spilling blood and you're just like hm yeah that's the legal system for you
thats just how public administrators be sometimes
@monsterthalia ALL THE LEAVES ARE FROGS AND ALL THE FROGS ARE LEAVES
to the tune of California Dreamin'
Leaves and frogs. Must be fall!