too glam to give a damn

Belle; shut up its my headcanon @homoeroticharry

[theonewiththelarrystories]

miss u liam

[ls-77]

[nzurianne]

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

when you and the bae cum at the same time

[bwwwssssshhhhhhhhh]

i don’t care if u want to own an android but can u please not take photos of urself in the mirror cos i don’t want to see it. thanks 

[vonkomagno]

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Me during a group presentation while the other members of my group are speaking:

[273891273]

bye

[theonewiththelarrystories]

horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

[shanehollnder]

[chris traeger voice] literally

[novacorps]

 [jean-ralphio voice] the wo~orst

[odin-n-out]

[tom haverford voice] Nooo

[treecool]

[ben wyatt voice] bobby newport

[gustavclimt]

[ron swanson voice] son.

[strideofpride]

[leslie knope voice] ann you beautiful tropical fish

[thedoormann]

[everyone collectively] JERRY

[transwiththeplans]

[jerry sputtering]

[sspock]

[april ludgate voice] Ew.

[davids-harbour]

[andy dwyer voice] Macklin, you son of a bitch. 

[teriyakiwilson]

[donna meagle voice] treat yo self!

[born--for--this]

[arabshawty]

[shitbloggerswear]

[charitygivers-deactivated201210]

[passinnotesinsecrecy]

[swarnpert]

youve heard of Van Gogh, now get ready for

car stoph

[justahumann-blog]

here we have a vicious pitbull being mad she’s not getting her butt scratched

[cafemama-deactivated20150901]

The snorting.