add color to my skies

mermaids, fanfiction, and kittens

[derpiana]

[accidentalfisting]

[wondrousworld]

So my roommate (girl) bought this vodka?? and me (guy) and my other roommate (guy) poured a glass and have just been staring at it for a good 10 minutes idk what is this glitter fuckery I don’t wanna drink it

[pinknegg]

I (guy) am curious why your genders are relevant

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

only girls (girl) can buy glitter vodka

[bearlyholdingittogether]

thats a big glass of vodka 

[urlilbabe-deactivated20220223]

it’s like a Moscato so u can drink it straight it’s vodka mixed w juice and wine n shit

[capacity]

I (icon) need some

[trashboat]

This (drink) is very good (delicious)

[bitchycode]

[princesconsuela]

[illuminosity]

*procrastinates happily* remembers that i have Responsibilities *procrastinates uneasily*

[highonawindyhill]

[zteph-deactivated20200818]

this wins over other pro-gay commercials because you had no idea he was gay and then you can’t tell which one is his husband

they are showing them as people

not as gays and straights

[fejes-deactivated20180123]

fuckin love this commercial

[vikingserket]

can we just talk abotu the fact that the husbands arent even bringing the drinks over theyre just standing there next to the drinks and chatting

fuckin useless husbands

[burairium-deactivated20130819]

they are showing anyone can be useless. Even gay people

they are saying that it doesn’t matter if you are gay or straight. You can still be a useless person

[cyrilthewolf]

this post got better

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

sleep makes me so mad tbfh do you know how much shit i could get done if this flesh prison didn’t require literal hours of laying there in a state of unconsciousness

[snarky-gourmet-deactivated20250]

that being said if you deprive me of my sleep i will Cry

[bob-belcher]

[ruinedchildhood]

[hypat1a]

[klefable]

i love little kids that share too much information. today a girl came in with her mom to order food and i told her i liked her dress. she said “thanks my mom stole it from target”

[bob-belcher]

[fivekets]

someday, in the distant future, humans will once again be capable of hearing the phrase “what is love” without also feeling the primal urge to  respond with “baby don’t hurt me”

[megparsec]

So at that point, people will say “baby don’t hurt me”…no more?

[iwantasecretgarden]

I tried to scroll past I really did

[quousque]

beautiful set up, perfect follow-through. great teamwork everyone

[just-shower-thoughts]

Our parents will be the first generation to be regularly photographed but most importantly video-recorded. Our kids will be able to access their grandparents’ personality- their laughs, speech style/voice, mannerisms etc even when they are long gone. So much more than a paper photograph.

[stelleamezzogiorno]

Bunnies love flowers 🌼

[thedailypayne]

Yes, I think we will reunite at some point in the future. We have to — I mean we’ve got an album we haven’t even toured yet, and I want to write some more songs as well with the boys.

Liam to Buzzfeed in response to “Will 1D ever reunite?” (via @thedailypayne)