Some people are simply scandalous

Ava!

[youngmanandoldsoul-deactivated2]

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

[thesanityclause]

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear? Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

[superkeaton-deactivated20181005]

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

[theidledrifter]

This is too badass not to reblog.

[lilinternetwarrior]

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

[bacon-baby-deactivated20140223]

Reblog for last comment

[pleatedjeans]

[secretdreamlife]

[lezzginka]

me, in public, feeling myself: i’m assuming everyone is falling in love with me right now simultaneously

me, in public, not feeling myself: if anyone looks at me i’ll kms right here

[thecommonchick]

[superhusbands4ever]

Steve in Cap PSAs: Take it from a guy who was frozen in ice for 65 years. If there’s one way to be cool, it’s to follow the rules

Bucky hopping out of cryo in Wakanda: StEvE RoGeRS has never followed a GOD DAMN RULE in his life.

[homophobic-slur]

[thatoneblog89-deactivated202406]

I thought this was funnier than I should have

[bikebutch]

Struggling to keep your rolled up sleeves looking nice is gay culture

[yahenni]

Welding shut a hot one with the girls

[you-have-startled-the-witch]

this post radiates an incalculably powerful energy

[stability]

[altonzm-deactivated20170213]

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

[thirdtimecharmed]

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

[svynakee]

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

[orriculum]

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

[digitalfare]

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

[jamesandlilys]

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

[monsterhighalumni]

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

[wereyoulookingforsomething-deac]

Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

[moldychesee]

Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

[oculo-deactivated20140610]

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

why does it say gameboy advance sp in the corner

[sebthedog]

That’s because it’s from a series of very… Odd Game Boy advertisement.

[sanic-x]

is this abstract art

[yammaguchis]

becAUSE THEYRE TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TO USE THEIR HAND S OMG THIS AD IM GONNA

[worstseawitch]

Destroy the idea that all pedophiles look like the unattractive, coke bottle, high-waist pants mustache image we’ve created to represent them.

Pedophiles can look like anyone, even your favorite movie stars.

By upholding this bullshit idea that all pedophiles look a certain way, we are letting so many get away with their crimes simply because we couldn’t imagine anyone good-looking and not outwardly creepy ever being sexual predators of children.

[throwspebblesatpeople]

glad you posted this bc i admit even i don’t think about this at times

[8675309123456oliviaaa]

Pedophiles are also the hip quirky 20 something males on here that prey on teenage girls

[furiousfem]

Pedophiles are also popular Youtubers, tumblr famous fanartists, acclaimed cinema directors, iconic musicians, bloggers, athletes, writers, religious people, activists.

[raptured-night]

Pedophiles can be women as well. Pedophilia isn’t exclusive to predatory males. I’ve seen my share of adult women behaving predatorily online and some of them were even mothers with children. Anyone who sexualizes children or behaves in a sexual way with children are engaging in pedophilia. 

[queen-haiz]

when u find a girl cover of a song and she didn’t change the pronouns to make it straight

[little-town]

looking up 'ear hats' on tumblr Tags

what i wanted

what i found

[twitterlols]

💀💀

[seravph]

tumblr fourth of july in 2012: America is the best!!!!!!! hahaha @ all you non american nerds :))))))

tumblr fourth of july in 2017: