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[theoriginal-potato]

Me: *goes to the dentist*

My rats: Are we a joke to you?

[theoriginal-potato]

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[theoriginal-potato]

[danoriddler]

babe wake up prince philip just dropped

[enlightenmentboy]

You're laughing. The royal necromancer just lost their job, and you're laughing

[ladphobicbrit]

breaking news: walking corpse becomes regular corpse

[programmerhumour]

Still a lot of bugs to fix.

[theoriginal-potato]

[cannibaltree]

being horny is so fucking stupid. if you horny you’re immediately a dumbass. that person could literally just be wearing a t shirt and the sight of their collarbone feels like you just snorted a line of coke. god fucking forbid they wear pants rolled over their ankles. you’re foaming at the mouth and crounched on the floor like a fucking animal. you catch the sight of (1) toned muscle? flatlined. dead.

[nneesd]

OP are you okay

[cannibaltree]

does it sound like im okay? does it fucking sound like-

[onsheka]

#i just had to text this to a friend like#is this real????? is this what its actually like????? its not a fanfic thing played up for the Yearning Fantasy??????#they confirmed it real#?????????#allo people im so sorry i feel like i should say sorry bc this sounds so inconvenient?????????#i feel like that day i did in college before i knew what ace was#when my friends were like 'no lindsey getting frustrated when youre not getting laid is real'#wh a t  

every time i hear about sexual desire i have this Deep Conviction that its all an elaborate prank being played on younger generations, like santa and the easter bunny, but no i can actually trick people into buying stuff by putting a pretty face on the cover

[pollackpatrol]

hey guys i really appreciate that we’re starting to recognize that neopronouns and nontraditional genders (like stargender and voidgender) are A Thing and Good, but i always see that in the context of “if a fourteen year old wants to use xe/xir pronouns then that’s not BAD” and. i’m not being nice anymore, fuck you. don’t equate our genders with youth and ignorance. the message you’re sending is that we only identify this way because we don’t know any better, and the intent doesn’t matter when the message received is as horrible as that. get better.

[pollackpatrol]

cis and binary people can and should reblog this

[heliflower]

I’ll be 21 this year and my pronouns are e/em/es. So many people use neopronouns. They were invented by adults and have been used by adults ever since. Using neopronouns isn’t exclusive of teenagers.

[windows-98]

does anyone even know where this is or what kind of food they have

[randomencounters]

Encounter/Place: Senor Hungry, a fire giant whose insatiable hunger and furnace-like belly inspired him to magically convert himself into a pizzeria

[pansyfemme]

i hate when ppl mock “gsa kids” and “baby gays” bc,, like i would literally do anything to go through the early stages of discovery again. Back when i just got so excited at the idea of anything with rainbows, and was excitily telling everyone that i was going by a new name and buying pronoun pins by the handful. And then i found internet discouse and immediatly decided to stop being so gay bc if i did- i would be mocked. i literally hate u all so much for acting like being new to the community and genunily excited is something bad or cringy. Theres literally nothing wrong with a teenager identifying with sixty labels and talking loudly. You know what happens if they realize they’re not ace, or nonbinary, or whatever else you think is fake? then they realize that they’re not that- and if you chose to support them- they also have a lot of good memories of their experiences in lgbt spaces. It’s literally that easy.

[pansyfemme]

this post literally could not be more pro aros and aces, nonbinary ppl, nondysphorics, xenogenders, neurogenders, neopronoun users, mogai,pan people- and literally every label ppl think is fake. If you’re an exclus and rbing this just know that my aro, neopronoun using, mogai ass hates u so fucking much and this post is about you and u specifically

[portraitoftheoddity]

^ From a therapist-friend, in case any in-therapy-friends ever worry about this. 

[osointricate]

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

[darlingyoufellapart]

reblog if you have ever cried because school stresses you out

I’m doing an experiment

[stephenmerchant-deactivated2017]

Stop covering up fat people by using the word chubby, fat isn’t a bad word

[stephenmerchant-deactivated2017]

Also stop telling fat people we are “skinny” , “not that bad!” or “Ur healthy tho!!! I didnt mean like THAT” Like shut up, ur input isn’t needed and let fat people be fat stop erasing us.

[stephenmerchant-deactivated2017]

It’s okay and encouraged for thin people to reblog this