TVDU BS

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Klaroline Edition:

Caroline: you are literally the worst, most evil person I have ever encountered

Klaus: we should kiss

Caroline: yeah ok

Klaus: *horrifically injured* help

Caroline: of course I’ll help! Oh my god you poor thing!

Caroline: I mean you definitely do deserve this though

Klaus: CAN YOU MAKE UP YOUR MIND

Klaus: I don’t understand why people keep trying to kill me

Caroline: have you considered that it may be because you are trying to kill them?

Klaus:

Klaus: I don’t think that’s it

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This quiz just called me “morally catastrophic” I’m so offended

How deeply have your ethics been corrupted by dragons, trauma, war crimes, and an alarming tendency to defend Daemon Targaryen?

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Let’s hear it for the smartest character in the TVDU:

“Klaus, hey, what up?

Guess what? I just moved to Turkey.”

Literally one of the only ones with any survival instincts.

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Should have been called “THE Reigning Pain” because Klaus was in charge and being a real pain in the ass

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Poor Kieren in The Originals, he’s just trying to his best and everyone (mostly Klaus) is making it so hard.

He’s like WHY DID YOU KILL THE MAYOR, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT ME TO DO ABOUT THIS

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The Originals Quote:

“Oh, and Kieren? This is the last time you call a meeting. Next time you want to criticise our leadership, write a damn email”

“I thought you called this meeting”

Kieren: 🫪

Kieren: oh we are sooooo gonna die

He’s so funny in this scene, when the police chief is talking, he’s just shaking his head lmaooo. And after everything went down he’s just standing there like 🧍🏻‍♂️

*if i stand really still they won’t notice me*

I mean he was the only one with any survival instincts.

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Elijah (to Klaus, after watching him do something evil that Elijah also strongly considered doing): you should feel bad for that

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Rebekah: making my way downtown

Rebekah: walking fast

Klaus: REBEKAH

Rebekah: running

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Kol: i always wondered what would happen if an immortal fell into a volcano

Klaus: same

Kol:

Klaus:

Klaus: ok we’ll flip a coin

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Elena: Why do you want Klaus dead?

Elijah: have you MET Klaus?

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Alaric: so Hope attacked me in training yesterday

Hayley: I’m so disappointed, I taught you better than this. What do we always tell you?

Hope: always finish the job?

Hayley:

Hayley: KLAUS

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Freya: Why are you covered in blood?

Klaus: this is just my aesthetic

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“The Originals are so horrible to each other”

Yeah, but if I was stuck with my brother for a thousand years I would do some crazy shit too

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Aurora de Martel, they could never make me hate you…

My philosophy is that if we like evil male characters like Klaus then we should also like evil women like Aurora and Katherine

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Klaus: it’s really lonely around here. I miss Elijah

Rebekah: have you considered taking the dagger out of him?

Klaus:

Klaus: no

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Devastating Trope:

When the evil character finally allows themself to love.

And that love is what kills them.

IF THEY STAYED EVIL THEY WOULDN’T HAVE DIED

I’m not ok

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Rebekah: despite everything, I sometimes miss our mother

Klaus: you mean the original bitch?

Elijah:

Elijah: ngl that was pretty funny