if music be the food of love, sing on! ♡

fionnuala - 26 - irish

[fluff-e-boy]

Idk . Sex just seems like such a waste of time. I could be playing video games or drawing yuri or reading the Wikipedia page for schnitzel

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[emotargaryen]

one of the tweets of all time to me

[1794]

mustard snob canon

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[mossycakes]

kendall: i fucking hate my life

roman: IM GAY AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

shiv:

[kaylmao]

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

[theoriginoflove2012]

local woman wearing pale yellow dress drinks matcha, eats chicken tikka sandwich, neglects to bring supplies for oncoming period; says "what could go wrong"

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[queer-reader-07]

[zoctopode]

can you imagine being a parent in the pokemon world and your kid comes home with one of those straight up basically human pokemon. i know those motherfuckers can talk.

its morning. i see my childs Throh getting some oj from the fridge. 'morning', i say. he doesnt catch himself in time and says 'morning' back. he freezes and we both stare at each other knowingly. 'throh,' he says, but its too fucking late

[kosmogrl]

let’s all quit our jobs and just go on walks

[postarcadian]

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

[kyuka-bse]

[homoquartz]

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

[pastel-pink-psycho]

[theoriginoflove2012]

bbc news is not real

[owlservice]

We need a dead on the floor emoji

[vicholas]

Carrie reimagining where instead of killing people she uses her powers to solve the disappearance of her neighbour's cat in a small village in the Alps