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hey ferrari your horses aren’t looking too good
i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny
over winter break i started making these silly (stupid) arcane comics and ive decided im going to finish them
I think I'm really REALLY unwell.... why did I decide to binge watch Arcane s2? I HAVE NO IDEA
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Hallow
Inspired by ‘Abstract Basketry’ by Fujino Kazutomo
okay, when I said Jayce should be inside Viktor, this isn't what I meant...
equilibrium
i didnt know you were allowed to do things for the sake of wanting to do things. i thought you were just supposed to keep that locked inside your ribcage and let it rot you inside out until youre limping around as the desiccated corpse of who you could have been
Just two pals discussing important life events.
ooo lets play a fun game of is he fit or transition goals
if you an adult learn to take sex criticism. Y'all be 26 giving out wack head cause you refused to listen in ya freshmen year of college that you not suppose to bite it like that. You 28 still just sticking dry penis in a dry hole saying “oh..you tight” NOT AROUSED!!!
if someone says ow during sex you stop and ask! Don’t keep going!!
If you finished first that’s fine!!! It’s normal!! But don’t just leave that person hanging!!
You cum in a person after they asked you not too but it was an accident guess who paying $50 for plan b?? YOU!!!
if you looking at this putting genders on it then it’s ya fault lol cause this is the most gender neutral post
girl im chatting with is a phlebotomist and i was talking to her abt how I used to be HARASSED by blood donation corps like bloodworks bc I have o- blood but they stopped calling me and I said I thought it was bc I got fat and she goes "god that would be stupid bc the heavier you are, the more blood we can take" and I had an actual physiological response
“what if kids identify with something and it ends up just being a phase-?” good. stop teaching and expecting kids (and adults honestly) to formulate permanent traits and ideas of themselves. everything in life is a phase. that doesn’t make it any less legitimate while you experience it. let people explore themselves and know it’s okay if what you think about yourself changes.
things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
^this post was brought to you by LGBT^
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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.
Non-Natives reblogging this are great and wonderful
Please remember that "land back" does not mean "indigenous people are mystical elves with innate epigenetic wisdom of land stewardship and they don't belong in big cities," nor does it mean "non-indigenous people can't be farmers." What it DOES mean is that "non-indigenous farmers should be paying the equivalent of property taxes to the native governments their land was stolen from." It means, "there's a great deal of indigenous scholarship on sustainable agricultural practices that farmers should be taking into account, because indigenous agriculture was more advanced than European agriculture at the time Europe invaded the Americas and western agriculture *still* hasn't caught up in terms of figuring out how to produce equivalently high crop yields without compromising the ecosystem." It means, "non-indigenous farmers should be in an intellectual discourse with indigenous agricultural scientists and indigenous peoples that still do traditional farming, figuring how to repair the damage western farming practices have done to the ecosystem."
It also means that indigenous peoples should regain the right to sustain themselves on the land according to the practices they want, and they should have free reign to perform their cultural practices and protect their holy sites, as opposed to the current model where if they try to honor their dead on public lands they get violently removed.
A Flicker of Hope from the Stars
“God, is this going to work? Is this finally the last attempt?”
Thomas wrung his hands nervously, running coarse fingertips over scarred skin. He’d never been one to fight back, nor had he ever been one to run – always frozen in place, taking beat after beat. But alas, when you back prey into a corner far enough, do you blame it for its claws?
Flicking through the tracker manual, his mahogany eyes scanned for a range, desperate for a sign his escape was possible. He had to make it out, by himself.
“The manuals online said two hundred lightyears – so why’s this one saying two hundred and fifty?”
Thomas choked back a sob, sweat beading down his fluttering chest. Surely it was a typo, they were always updating the flight manuals online.
But what if it was right?
His dinghy old ship could only handle another one hundred and fifty additional to the fifty he’d already done, let alone two hundred and fifty in total! Sure – two hundred and fifty lightyears weren’t that large of a value with modern ships, but the rusting metal casing of his would not handle the length contraction required. His favourite special relativity textbook detailed that in more extent than he’d liked – kindly stolen from Thomas’s partner, Elias.
Nonetheless, he carried on. What other option was there? He’d never stoop so low as to ask for help.
The seat groaned, torn leather creasing as Thomas got up, leaning over to place the manual back on the sideboard. He scanned the horizon, searching for rogue obstacles.
Nope. Nothing but tourists heading off for their next adventure… hopefully.
The intercom crackled to life, flooding the cramped ship with an eerie pause as it waited for its participant to speak. A feminine, but cruel and calculated voice echoed through the nooks and crannies of the chamber,
“Good evening citizen. The Andromeda international police department kindly request you follow the highlighted section to undergo a scan of your vehicle, C177. This will only take approximately 5 minutes.”
Goosebumps prickled his pale skin, heat flooding through his veins. Had he cleaned out the cargo hold since his last escapade? Knowing his luck, there’d be some old part he’d stolen --- with an owner whose anger had had time to fester. Prison was never a fear of his, but right now Thomas couldn’t afford to be held up for so long, his escape so close in his fingertips. As soon as he was incarcerated, his abusers would arrive at the door – demanding their daughter.
Gritting his teeth, Thomas’s hands shook as he turned the wheel away, battered black boot flattening the pedal.
“Citizen! Do not resist!”
The ship launched to life, speedometer flying off the rails as the engines roared, vibrations shaking the hull with every thrust.
Blood stained his clothes; hip smashing into the burning corner of the toolbox as his seat violently span around. Pain flared through him, sending a whimper clawing from his lips. Sirens blared behind him, lighting his wings with the familiar twinge of flickering red and blue. His heart chattered, vehemently pounding on the bones encasing it as sweat beaded on his forehead.
“Your sentence will be lightened if you cooperate with us!”
Corporate lies!
Filth, all of them!
‘INCOMING’ flashed across his vision, buttons flashing warning signs as he swerved, narrowly missing rogue bullets. His wings began to falter, rust shaking old bones out of commission. Calculations darted across his mind, eyes darting to the GPS and back to the skies. The Andromeda cosmos only ranged for what, 30 lightyears?
They’re out of their own territory.
Thomas shook away the thought. Every second felt a step closer to the edge.
This isn’t their skies to patrol.
Relying on false hopes would get him ki-
A blur of white and red blinded his sight, left ribs and stringers crumbling under impact, hull melting away alongside the corpse of his left wing. Warnings blared in his ears – metallic twang flooding his senses – as he flung himself around to the emergency controls. Light fingers searched for signs of escape, fumbling as the heat grew nearer.
Elias.
“C177! Call Elias!”
Thomas screamed, lungs heaving as the smoke grew darker. ‘Calling Elias,’ the system answered, screen crackling under pressure.
“Thomas? Are you-”
The mere sound of his voice sent a sigh cascading through Thomas’s body. Death had never sounded so sweet.
“I’ve been hit,”
Thomas heaved, searching for his oxygen tank.
Maybe he could escape the wreck.
The hologram winced, face contorting in fear. A loose hand ran its course through sunlit locs.
“How bad? Where are you?”
Twisting the cork to his oxygen tank, Thomas answered,
“Left wing gone. Cabin filled with smoke. I have enough oxygen in my emergency tank to last half an hour. You have my coordinates.”
“…I’ll be there.”
His chest heaved, eyes flickering with exhaustion. Just put the mask on.
The mask shook in Thomas’s trembling hands – arms limp with adrenaline withdrawals. Bubbles rose in the tank, oxygen frothing to be used. Elias will find you.
“You always have.”
“And I always will.”