The Other Shiny Things

I am obsessed with all the things, including: Harry Potter, Sherlock, Welcome to Nightvale, Marvel, Pushing Daisies, and Lee Pace in general (also, long live the Oxford comma)

[naramdil]

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[tatiannamaslany-blog]

[do-you-have-a-flag]

tomorrow

[thecatholicbadwolf-whowaited]

Always reblog NSYNC the day before May

[do-you-have-a-flag]

THIS WAS REBLOGGED VIA ME FROM FROM EXACTLY A YEAR AGO I’M LAUGHING

[digivolvin]

elizabeth swan and will turner are actually SO romance in the first movie and not enough people acknowledged this because the early 2000s were the age of the edgelords who only valued jack sparrow’s moral ambiguity and that is the TRUTH

[digivolvin]

the part where she’s like “how many times do i have to tell you to call me elizabeth” and he shyly says “once more, miss swann” and once she walks away he gazes adoringly after her and whispers “elizabeth” to himself like he’s unworthy of it

[digivolvin]

then when he’s patching up the cut on her hand and she flinches and he says “i know, blacksmith’s hands… they’re rough” because he thinks that’s what’s bothering her HE KNOWS HE’S NOT WORTHY OF HER!!! THAT’S THE PINING I’M TALKING ABOUT BINCH!!! I DON’T ACCEPT LESS!!!!

[digivolvin]

he has like 10 chances to confess his love to her but waits until he’s dressed like this to do it: 

my man knows 1) the importance of a good outfit when shooting your shot 2) how to ACCESSORIZE. take NOTES.

[thedevilsofficialblog]

That’s how I would dress if I was gonna confess my undying love to Kiera knightley

[saythefisherman]

It’s like two people who don’t exist are interacting

[oysters-aint-for-me]

this is a video of two people who accidentally find out that they’re both extraterrestrials after they realize they speak the same language unheard anywhere on earth and jimmy fallon realizes what is happening and he tries to put a stop to it because if the government finds out about it they’ll kill all three of them

[alwaysbewoke]

UNMUTE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!! #intears #lmao 

[peelingmandarins]

the greeks at the gates of troy

[vintageinstepford]

This is my cat, Brigitte.

24 hours after I brought her home, I got a mindblowing job offer.  Since I adopted her nine years ago, my life has become an amusement park.  She has brought me good luck ever since I took her into my home.

I’m telling you, there’s something about this animal.  Good fortune follows her everywhere.

I don’t want to be selfish.  I have everything I need and then some.  So, I’m sharing her with you.

Reblog Brigitte and you’ll receive fantastic news in the next 24 hours.

And when you do, please remember to help your local SPCA and support them in the difficult work they do for wonder animals like Brigitte.  Any donation helps your SPCA, even if it’s just five bucks.

Kitties like Brigitte are counting on you to give back when they bring you good luck.

Thanks, and congratulations on your good news!

[raining-skies]

we out here spreading those Lucky Cat Vibes™®

[astrophagia]

tearing bread apart and handing it to someone else is so… spiritual and intimate

[shadovvlurking]

lets give this bread

[concealedblade-deactivated20210]

jesus christ wrote this post

[sexybaldwin]

Inktober Day 28! The Witch’s Mandrakes plotted to escape, but what they thought was strengthening potion actually turned out to be home brewed booze. Cue a spontaneous mandrake party!

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

PSA the guy who did that famous study with the crows recognizing human faces is my bird professor so I know all the Deep Lore™ of that study

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

they wore masks of dick cheney, and the crows sTILL remember like 20 years later so if he comes on campus… watch out

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

contrary to tumblr’s exciting conclusion that crows told other crows about the enemy, the real reason the hatred has spread is bc if one crow saw dick cheney it would FREAK OUT and all the other crows around would come check it out and the join in on the anger, like some sort of phone tree of hatred

[mrdistracted]

can everyone in DC and New York just wear Trump masks and act like dicks to the crows?

[thebeautyofbecoming]

[diananock]

Aw, yeah, that’s the good shit.

[midnightruin]

I love abandoned ruins so much

[signalrun-deactivated20190312]

the world taken back by nature is my aesthetic

[tonightweredrinkingfromthebong]

its like marine biology Jackass

[jacequilart]

i love this guy 60% of every video is him rolling around on the floor screaming while his camera guy goes “hey….. u ok?” then 5 minutes later he gets up and is like “ok folks, there u have it, the Satan DeathRay Fire Monster actually does cause pain when it bites u. science is great”

[jheselbraum]

To be fair, this is actually a really good way of getting kids to realize that these animals really are dangerous, and he goes through the first aid either on the same video or in a follow up video (if it’s something complicated). IIRC, the whole reason he started doing videos like this was because while he was in Montana or something he saw a lot of Facebook posts about people whose dogs had gotten too close to a porcupine and they didn’t know how to remove the quills, so he (naturally) went into the woods, found a porcupine, quilled himself and filmed himself taking the quills out and explaining what he was doing.

He’s still fucking insane, but, you know, it’s for a good cause

[out-there-on-the-maroon]

He’s living his best life, his job is getting hurt on camera and educating others on how to be safe. And he clearly loves his job.

[heartsnbruises]

The rightful heir to the throne Steve Irwin left.

[kumateddi]

Person: What do you and your friends talk about online

[mikkynga-deactivated20210728]

He looks like a fleshlight

[viewtifulmarkovich]

It would have cost you $0.00 to not say that and yet you did.

[violaslayvis]

The supposed different “generations” i.e. millennials/Gen X/boomers etc is just liberalism’s attempt to replace class analysis by framing the different generations as coherent classes with different interests. It conveniently fails to mention that there are working class & ruling class people in all generations.

By making all ppl of a certain age responsible for inflation & higher cost of living or w/e, the responsibility of the ruling class is obscured, to the detriment of the working class & to the benefit of the ruling class.

[dark-psychic-force]

[blacknerdwrites]

“ Girls today can be anything. CEO, Olympic gold medalist, even a Supreme Court Justice. We’ve finally broken that glass ceiling, and, wow, sure looks good from the top. “

[jswaged]

Wow

[jedavu]

[rocket-prose]

Classic animators doing reference poses for their own drawings. I’m in love with these images.

[auilix]

Part of the reason animators like to work alone, late at night when no one is watching.