Lets All Get Weird

[somecutething]

Great timing

[johnkuzlak]

And this is why the Egyptians worshiped cats like gods.

[yokelfelonking]

THEY DID IT THEY DEFEATED THE MAN

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

[ruinedchildhood]

[wetwareproblem]

...I flip my phone over because that’s the fastest way to silence it.

Are... are the straights okay?

[sarahsyna]

... I flip my phone over so it lies flat and the notification light doesn't distract me. The fuck?

[solitarelee]

I flip my phone over to indicate that Phone Time Is Over and I Am Focused On You lmfao ARE the straights okay???

[conversationwithdeadpeople]

I flip my phone over because i have a pop socket

[stream]

Or do I owe her an apology? Men in Black (1997) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

[indica-illusions]

LMAO

[cartiercocaine-blog]

[oldschoolsciencefiction]

You don’t realize how much the cape adds to the costume until it’s not there.

[galahadiant]

so, you tried to steal the death star plans,

[argumate]

you can’t convince me it’s not Rick Moranis inside that suit

[cipheramnesia]

Come sit on daddy’s lap.

[livid-lotus]

you can at least try to masturbate the depression away

[pr1nceshawn]

The Best ATM Withdrawal Defense

[alexanders-archives]

I’m here for women with powerful dogs!

[urocyonfox-deactivated20210104]

My land lady is a 90lb 88 year old woman with 5 full grown Rottweiler boys. They sit around her when she gardens and watch her like the secret service. If you show up to pay rent they all stand up and stand between you and her.

It’s intimidating to have 5 pony size boys all staring at you until she stands up realizes it’a you and walks to you.

My favorite part is she wades through them like swamp water saying in her cute old voice ‘move’ ‘move please’ and each one she nudges to move wags his whole body at her touch and stumbles out of the way like he’s been knocked over by a truck. It gives me life paying my rent.

[nukaswift]

Choose your fighter

[tehrogue]

Chris Evans is fucking majestic

[vanjiebear-deactivated20200620]

😁

[uncharted3-remade-deactivated20]

[lsleofskye]

magical morning in paris 🙌 | _andre.diaz

Location: Arc de Triomphe, Paris, France

[vrykolach-deactivated20240804]

[zachsilberberg]

[gif87a-com]

[belligerenceforhire-deactivated]

I hate folding laundry but at least I’m not this lazy about it.

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

@rachielena

[john-paul-jonesing-for-liberty]

“Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something.” - Robert A. Heinlein

[swimmingferret]

Inventor: *creates something that makes life a fuck load easier for disabled or elderly people living alone, or high-pressured workers to lighten their workload*

some moron: UMM LOOK AT THESE LAZY FUCKS LOL

[misaimed-archer]

World: *Advances.*

People who had to live pre-advancement: “LAZY!!!!!”

[powerfulwizard]

I’m having one of the best tinder convos I’ve ever had

[notafurrybutjudyhoppscangetit]

He’s not even a little suspicious?

[whatdidyoucallme]

You know… There’s a such thing as people being healthy… And taking care of themselves.. and avoiding harmful habits…

[powerfulwizard]

Yeah, that’s what this is about

[augutsy-deactivated20141216]

i LAUGH EVERY TIME I SEE THIS FUCKING PICTURE

ring ring

HELLO??? captain haddock asks, shoving the shower head against his face as water shoots out of it. HELLO??

[minichocolatine]

Ok mais la version française est encore mieux avec “Allô ?” (à l'eau)

[alem-do-sol]

I’m so disappointed that this pun doesn’t translate

[animatedwisdom]

Bonus: 

[the-shipping-machine]

He’s the best character in that entire series. Change my mind.