Whatsername

it’s fucken wimdy

[dapperprincess]

This is so funny to me

new reaction image

[volatilevale]

i was just kidding when i said i don't give a fuck i give possibly the biggest fucks you've ever seen

[yesterdaysprint]

Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, September 21, 1960

[ashlunes]

Professor Snape and his little snakes 🐍

[orpheuslament]

no one talks about how straight up painful it is to be the bigger person when deep in your soul you just want to be a huge bitch about it

[segamascott]

Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

[escuerzoresucitado]

[ashprince-of-bel-air]

Just third degree yearns for all my fictional husbands.

[bobby-luv]

[thelovingend-deactivated2025073]

[bluejay-in-flight]

Just had to add this hilarious interaction i stumbled upon in the comments 😭🤣

[1st-1]

*sees moon*

*remembers outer space*

nice

[psychotic-gerard]

when i was 14 i came out to a highschool teacher as transgender and i believe i was the first transgender person he ever talked to, and i suppose he panicked, because all he did was say "i think you should listen to little lion man by mumford and sons," and i did, and it changed my 14 year old mind, but i am still unsure what his intended message. he was cool with me being transgender though.

[mariposakitten]

"No idea what to say about the transgender stuff, but I heard a banger the other day you might like."

[pcharming7]

Me in an average Hitman level: completely botch my assassination plan and accidentally kill the target in full view of multiple armed guards that I didn’t notice, causing a massive firefight where I barely escape with my life.

Diana: Target down. Excellent work, 47

“Excellent work” my bald barcoded ass. I know I fucked up Diana, you don’t have to lie to me.

[givingbadpeoplegoodideas]

clicking a pen over and over again is actually fun as fuck its a shame it makes everyone in a 30 foot radius want to kill me with a rock

[adz]

no caption can possibly make this funnier

[soulsingerinasessionband]

happy birthday ole worm

[adz]

happy birthday ole worm

[frigbob]

[mweedowo]

[thinkingabout-girls]

(to the tune of apple bottom jeans) shawty got them apple bottom jeans