[sciaphobe]

There’s a dog at work today who is a real life deviantart oc. He’s a border collie with long blonde 90s surfer dude bangs and it’s the most amazing thing I’ve seen since I started this job.

Nature is a wonder.

[sciaphobe]

I was being 100% serious.

[tall]

[spamton]

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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[spamton]

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

[spamton]

you get what i mean.

[free-post-store]

$0

[spamton]

[anxeious]

[riverofmolecules]

true allyship

[strandnreyes]

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

[strandnreyes]

this is exactly what I’m talking about

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[cuunos]

being a kid and hearing adults say stuff like "woah 2011 was 4 years ago haha" didn't really convey the fucking horror of a youtube video crossing my recommended labelled "9 years ago" and it's from 2017. that's not true. 9 years ago is 2010 or something. don't lie.

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[7fff00]

[ID: Bluesky post by Ash Ponders that reads:

Being a journalist is sick: I just contacted a pre-eminent jaguar conservationist in Argentine with a question that has been weighing on me for ages and he wrote back right away with an informed answer.

Attached is a WhatsApp screenshot that reads:

Ash Ponders: Sebastián, I have one very pressing question. Sebastián Di Martino: Let me know Ponders: Are jaguar soft? Di Martino: They are very soft

/end ID]

[dogpuppy]

He is my princess diana

[theshehulkproject]

Some D&D party is out there playing the coolest campaign ever.

[nonasuch]

I saw this when it was posted! Some highlights from the comments:

[prokopetz]

Some day I want to see a show that does the “no filler episodes” thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the show’s been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.

[v3rb4tim]

Incredible one-liners as always

[knightofleo]

Happy Pride Mnth.

[bad-comic-art]

I think this blog is really cruel and you're just mean, untalented, and probably a giant asshole

but notice how you couldn't say broke

[realpokemon]

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a ditto” boring, unoriginal, rooted in ableism, trite

“i think [celebrity] is secretly a Klingklang” better, still a conspiracy but paying dues to undervalued objectmon

“i think my boss is secretly Darkrai, Mythical Pokémon of Nightmares and Darkness” bingo

[azcity-digital-lanternflies]

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[littleguysdaily]

I wish I had what they have...

[frowny-clowny]

The dinosaur’s name is Jerry

[littleguysdaily]

[realpokemon]

hey, it’s been awhile, have you become champion of your region yet?

listen i know we're all about holding trainers to unrealistic expectations and that everyone's a fuckin Ace Trainer with an Alakazam and a Twisted Spoon on goddamn Victory Road. just because someone goes off the map for a couple months everyone always asks you "ohhh have you at least beaten the elite four yet?" "how many regions do you have badges in?" like im about to go tradesies with you my Groudon for your Kyogre or some shit absurd like that. re-normalize trainers that spin in circles on route 16. and grow up