welcome to tilted towers

bro there is no rhyme or reason here 22, any pronouns

[funstyle]

*cools ur dashboard down*

[zoesupreme]

wow imagine doing 3 shots

[zoesupreme]

imagine doing 1 shot

[jame7t]

dead tired today so I grabbed a coffee from the gas station & the guy greeted me by trying to say “is that everything “ but fumbled and said “e ga thebythin” and me trying to say “yeah” or “yup” just went “YIP!” in response. No survivors

[lichtenbug]

[youreattheparty]

this should be illegal i’m not jokinng

[infantisimo]

the will is weak the flesh also is weak and me i am not doing too good either

[kedreeva]

Earl, showing off his fancy butt

[kedreeva]

help they're isoscelating my boy 😭

[kryptonians]

Tumblr’s one true talent is making me sick of things I’ve never seen or read or heard.

[sandmandaddy69]

[freakoutgirl]

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

[freakoutgirl]

and love..........

[deceasedcardinal]

[lleyksie]

brown bears ʕ⁠·⁠ᴥ⁠·⁠ʔ

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

does anyone hve any sin recommendations i just fell from the garden of eden five seconds ago

[thatdykepunkslut]

Sodomy

[anarchafemme]

Sodomy

[jjeessuuss]

Sodomy

[arsnof]

Weed then sodomy

[mr-ribbit]

i cannot recommend wearing fabric of mixed materials enough

[tragbarerpanzrabwehrkomplexfagot]

[elekid]

does anyone else see the spectre of stones inside the post

[tkysj]

スティーブンユニバース「謎の女」 

(“Steven Universe” Last One Out Of Beach City was broadcast in Japan.) 

すごく好きな話‼ Yeeeah ! Rock'n'roll !!

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

exploding him with my mind powers

[did-you-know]

The oldest living tree ever found was a pine named “Prometheus.” It had been alive since before the Egyptian pyramids were built. Some guy cut it down in 1964. Source

[aclockworknick]

he was actually a forestry graduate student who was doing research on bristlecone pines (Pinus langaevea) and got his increment borer stuck in the tree. this tool costs almost $800, so he asked the forest service if he could cut down the tree to recover the tool. after cutting it down, it became apparent that the tree was actually the oldest living organism. ever. (around 8,000 years old). so, not just some asshole. the guy feels extremely guilty and has even broken down in tears during an interview about the accident

[wellshitcaitlin]

OH MY GOD SO LET ME TELL YOU A STORY

So after the grad student cut down the tree and discovered it was the oldest tree in the world he quit studying forestry and went to study salt flats (can’t cut down the oldest trees in the world on salt flats no siree none of that happening) and he was being interviewed about his research, but in the middle of the interview the reporter just stops and says “wait aren’t the guy that…”

And he just takes off running. Literally. Turns around and runs across the salt flats away from the interview and I feel so bad for him but I can’t help but start crying I’m laughing so hard about it imagine a guy high tailing it across salt flats away from a dude with a recorder

[thoughtsofadame]

its so different to know it was an accident and that NO ONE was aware until after. its not like this was one ignorant guy cutting down a fucking relic.

[twistedpictures1-deactivated202]

hey you should ask your doctor about MAOIs. my SSRIs weren’t working so we tried those (i’m on nardil) and it did wonders for my mental health. just saying as a suggestion because based on the fact that you put the fucking onceler on my dashboard in 2022 the meds you take right now don’t work

WHAT

[giltspark]