"Life doesn't stop for anybody."

[actiiasluna-deactivated20250103]

[batbetbitbotbut]

When I fail to respond it's an homage to letters getting lost at sea

[secretlordofartanddumbass]

Audio from Danny Motta reaction to episode 04 of HR

[frizzyanya-deactivated20260601]

[tomorrowisyesterday119]

Heated Rivalry is a closed door hockey romance in the sense that they fade to black on the hockey. The sex is explicit, but the hockey is implied.

[madi-karp-draws]

“Gimme kiss”

[hollanovverse]

[bluegiragi]

posting this take on my tumblr too bc i stand by it

[aslongasitsblack]

something so special to me about hollanovs dynamic being ilya like urgh who am i kidding i secretly worship and venerate and am in complete awe and reverence of this man he’s fucking perfect and incredible and so normal and boring and everything ill never be and has everything ive never had and then shane’s inner monologue is like i think im going to pass out if i don’t get to suck your dick like my life depends on it every time we’re in a room together. i will actually be your fucking dog.

[my-2nd-account]

Shane is like: ok so I haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and you haven't slept with anyone since the last time we were together and we're going to spend 2 weeks in my house and I'm making you lunch and we're sleeping in the same bed and you're telling me about your mom and I'm telling you about my parents and you like me and I like you and I don't want you to marry someone else and you wish all the women you slept with were me and you will switch teams and move to my country so we can be closer to eachother and we're starting a charity to make it easier to be together and I already have our future planned because I care about this I care about us and you love me and I love you and you're kissing my ankle and you comfort me and hold me when I panic and you're meeting my parents and supporting me through it and you're drinking my dad's vodka and eating pasta at my family's house and you tell my parents that you would leave Boston for me and that I'm the only person you've ever loved. Ok great 👍

Ilya: ... your boyfr-

Shane: hold your mf horses my whAT!!!!??

[apitnobaka]

shane hollander, i know what you are

#mpregtruthers

[jahsontodd]

Ilya treating the doomed Boston sleepover like the biggest husband audition of all time. Shane do you like my house? Shane do you like that I have ginger ale? Shane do you like that I made dinner? Shane do you like my clothes? Shane do you like gossiping about hockey together? Shane do you like me petting your head? Where are you going

[galacticneighbor]

tbh if I was Bella Swan and some guy wanted to go to the beach w me up until he found out it was the one on the reservation and then I asked the kids from the tribe why he was weird about it and they said the Cullens don't come here :/ I would just assume I was trying to hit on the town's most notorious racist.

[ninyard]

a man being shoved into plexiglass by another player and then smash cutting to him getting fucked by the same guy. this show is fulfilling fantasies for me that i didn’t even know existed

[sloganeeer]

YOU'RE WELCOME

[cr-nack]

After his father walks in on him with his boyfriend, Shane Hollander processes by nuzzling said boyfriend’s dick to cope. Character of all time

[hollanovulation]

god… december 2025 canadian government tax funded hockey yaoi induced psychosis i will never forget you <333333

[destroyamp3]

they love each other and they’re boyfriends and they get to live two hours away from each other and they’re finally free from a seven year long situationship. 10 kilograms of yaoi cocaine