thephoenixisablaze

[telepathylove]

in the chillest possible way,

[captain-price-returns]

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[childlikemperor]

the funnest part of reading books is telling people the plot like its hot gossip

[handsywoman]

of COURSE they're not disgustingly in love, have you seen what they look like texting each other?

[albertnatural]

Gordon Ramsay, dead at 56

His last words before being blown to pieces by A landmine

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[hurglewurm]

when your 2 gay friends who are in love separately ask you to draw a wolf and a coyote, respectively, and you're like... you guys are so funny

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[eroscestlavie]

This just pissed me off so baaaad 😂

[tmos-time]

Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

[geekandmisandry]

I literally have no context for this and it’s fucking me up.

[thelilskee]

I don’t know how but this post is funnier in night mode

[thelilskee]

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

[mothermara]

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

[sharkfiinn]

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

[tojisloft]

has this been done?

[jjadestar]

hiiiii i know i dont really post much here right now but this doesnt mean i dont think about wc still. in fact i think about it so often i started making a cat breeding game to help make my fan family tree lmao

this is the first time ive ever coded anything and its still very much a work in progress but!! i think its exciting!