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Featuring : the most tired man alive

#Homestuck #alpha dave #alpha dave strider #dave strider #bl00d

Follow up to the previous post, you know, sometimes you just sit and think about a bro polishing your sword - won’t make anything awkward at all, not here not ever

#homestuck #guardiancest #alpha dave strider #bro strider #swords #dick jokes #striders popping swords like boners #seriously this guy needs to go stick his dick in a wall socket or something #god D get a grip #preferably on yourself #though we all know what he'd like to have his hands on huh #hint it's not his hand #well he does but Bro might break his fingers #in case it's not obvious #I think he wants to touch bro's [redacted]#his co-

“Put that thing away, D, Jesus fucking Christ,” Bro says, and you don’t start when he strides forward, grabs the fucking blade with his gloved hand and slams it back up into old Dave’s strife specibus without pause.

Source: A glorious fic I’m reading <3

You know, idk about you guys, but that sounds like the most normal phrasing that I ever did hear! (with and without the glasses for one very specific degenerate)

#homestuck #stridercest #bro strider #alpha dave strider #there's a word I want to use here #a nasty nasty word #to use out of love so just #man #look at those fucking [redacted]#gotta love 'em #guardiancest

Also another little repost because well, look at this man’s face. Look at him and tell me he doesn’t deserve a post all to himself.

#homestuck #ultimate john #ult john #john egbert #john crocker #yeah that fun little good boy pat pat #that turns into a backhand real quick #might just steal his Breath away #he'd like it though

Just a little repost for that Davebot Ultimate Dipstick goodness

#homestuck #davebot #ultimate dirk #ultimate dickbag #no I don't want to get his name right #he doesn't deserve it #dave strider #candy dave strider

You ever just wanna grab a guy and stab him? Yeah

Luckily! Mr. Ultimate Dickweed is here. Ultimate Doushnozzel. Ultimate Dumbass. Mr. Do-Not-Give-A-Fuck-About-Myself Strider. He’s conveniently here within arms’ reach for a good bit of stabbing.

And then I got bored and shoved a cock down his throat and John Crocker is here too

Correction - tried to make a post with the shark dick in it, and Tumblr decided to say “no” because the person who bought this site is a prude. Sad days for all

So

I’ve decided

I’m still gonna fuck with Tumblr because I can.

#fuck tumblr #god I hate this place #no wonder so many people jumped to twitter #tumblr out here trying to be a fucking prude #f your bots I don't care

Oh hey guess what I make smut

both for fun and for money - furry smut under the Read More because, well, why would I subject innocent eyes to this I may be a degenerate but it feels polite

Also, Tumblr fucking flagged this because they’re a bunch of weenies

#nsfweee #oc #furry oc #furry pecs #I love that that's a tag omfg #art commisions #comissioned art #heh #p3n15 #x2

Hi so fun fact, I can, have, and will do furry art when the mood strikes. Did anyone ask for this? No. Do I care? Also no - so perish! (/j pls don’t do that)

Anyways his name is Rhy and he’s just, the tiniest guy. Look at that cup in his hands. This bartender has had ENOUGH of your shit tonight. Like this is the type of guy if you piss him off he’ll just give you a glass of vinegar and watch, and also most definitely yell at you because he is tiny and he is LOUD

Also these are from like 2 yrs ago so yay

#furry #furry oc #oc #he's so cranky #all the time #also his brothers are great #sad I'll never get to do anything with him again #but it's okay #he'll just stay my little pocket guy #forever #deer oc

“Dirk has anyone ever told you that you’ve got beautiful hands?”

A line from a fic I’m reading and thought - man, I can’t draw hands for shit but this is nice

#homestuck #dave strider #dirk strider #davedirk #dirkdave #hands #omg guys #they're #holding hands #chicken

None are safe from my currently hijacked brain. The bucket’s filling with sea water and no one and nowhere is safe. tw scars

#homestuck #bro #bro strider #scars #bro's got a flat ass #no one can convince me otherwise #genetically cursed #he can try #it won't work #but he can sure try #oh also death scar #<3

You know he’s kinda pretty like this. Gave him a little stubble cause I can. He’s having a great time. More below the cut for posterity sake.

#Dirk strider #Homestuck #Rope #bonds #nsfweee

Didn’t realise that some people might want to see Bro’s expression without the shades so, as the benevolent artist I am, I took out the glass. Kisses -1 set of shades.

Yours truly - Bucket

#Homestuck #bro strider #dave strider #alpha dave strider #alpha dave #kiss #bl00d #bruises #guardiancest

Heh, they kissed

#bro strider #alpha dave #alpha dave strider #homestuck #bl00d #bruises #no bitemarks #yet #Dave go easy on the guy he's already tried to lop that thing off once #in my mind anyways #stridercest

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