The Pickle Jar

People call me Pickles because that is my last name and I take my passion for my fandoms and general geekery very seriously. And by "very seriously," I mean I try to have as much fun as possible. I belong to the Sherlock, Doctor Who, Star Trek, Regular Show, and Hannibal fandoms. I like reading, geology, watching cartoons, poetry, the beach, thrift stores, sleeping with lots of pillows,lighting at night, traveling, and adventure. I don't like spoilers, bread and butter pickles, spiders, Pepsi, when people are condescending, or being poked. I'm also a writer of poetry, which you can find at my other blog, ohheypoems.tumblr.com. Swing by and check it out, maybe give me some feedback if you like! My inbox/ask is always open. :)

[mchalowitz]

[thepicklette]

WHAT A FUCKING DAY.

[hplyrikz]

[hplyrikz]

Clear your mind here

[mchalowitz]

[pleatedjeans]

cyanide and happiness

[thepicklette]

You'd know that if you'd studied for your test, Joe!

[thepicklette]

Me in elementary school: The teacher gave me a check list for all my school supplies. I have to have everything.

Me in college: [Slams some $1 notebooks and Redbull in my cart, remembers I have some pens in my car] Fuckin ready 2 go

[looney---lovegood]

[netflix]

Literally. 

[thepicklette]

100% true facts about the signs

Aries: has way too many cups/water bottles in their room

Taurus: is always a slut for Doritos

Gemini: sucks at math

Cancer: daydreams about living with their crush every night

Leo: spends all their money on food

Virgo: is quiet but secretly a kinky freak

Libra: has an amazing ass

Scorpio: really wants to adopt 5 dogs

Sagittarius: is stressed 24/7 but pretends to be chill to maintain their aesthetic

Capricorn: has the worst memory ever

Aquarius: believes in aliens

Pisces: likes to preform dramatic music videos to songs whilst alone or drunk

[feralboywonder]

Things I want: snuggles

Things I receive: struggles

[meredithalden]

a public service announcement

[ask-dr-knockout]

This.

[slowtownpilots-blog]

You will only end up with mud on your palette and tears on your face

[lackyannie]

and i thought only bob ross knew what was up

[poppypicklesticks-blog]

this single post is more useful to me then four years of art school 

[haroldstitties81]

me: damn, anxiety is really fucking my life up

Person Who Does Not Have Anxiety: STOP BEING ANXIOUS, YOUR LIFE WILL BE SO MUCH EASIER :-) JUST DO WHAT YOU WANT IN LIFE, DON’T LET A SILLY THING LIKE ANXIETY STOP YOU!!

me: wow, i owe my life to you i am cured

[oofpoetry]

In the burned house I am eating breakfast. You understand: there is no house, there is no breakfast, yet here I am.

Margaret Atwood, from “Morning in the Burned House” (via oofpoetry)

[michellepfeiffer]

Well it’s obviously not a vampire

[cute-overload]

[fakehermes-deactivated20170207]

[drdemented-deactivated20191023]

*starts typing on bottom of shoe*

Hacker voice: I’m in.

[nebuvoid]

confused person looking at snow prints: who the fcuk strapped fucking keyboards to their shoes

[aurayafrost]

police detective examines footprints leading away from the crime ‘why did we ever anger the machines,’ he asks himself sorrowfully

[passingpleasantries]

remember in 2006 when you accidentally hit the internet button on your flip phone and then you had to press end 40 times to keep your parents from paying for such a luxury

[thefactsnowtest]

True Story - From a Tobacco Executive.

This quote is from a real tobacco executive. We put the horns on his head but not the words in his mouth.

Yes, folks. That is a real quote from a tobacco industry executive. And it’s not just words, but their actions, too. Big Tobacco attracts kids, minorities and poorer adults in many ways. Their favorite method is paying local convenience stores to lower the prices of their cigarettes to make them cheaper, so they can get new customers hooked. In 2011, tobacco companies spent $7 billion to artificially reduce the cost of their products. (1)  They also drown young people with tobacco ads. It’s no coincidence that the three most advertised brands — Marlboro, Newport, and Camel—were the preferred brands of cigarettes smoked by young people. (2)  Remember, these are the people that make money every time someone buys a cigarette.