Max

The veil is thin here. I still sense fuck all

[clownkiss3r]

learning a lot toda✍️y

[nil-connor]

[Freeze Frame] Yeah, I sat on the remote. [Unfreezes Frame]

[awoooniper]

*pointing at your wife*: you know that thing would eat you if you died, right?

[misaamanepleasemarryme]

@thepinebarrensgoatman

[thepinebarrensgoatman]

U have already started and im still alive

[pocketss]

ouuh brother

[lakevida]

give me another amulet im not driving

[misaamanepleasemarryme]

This doof and his amulets @thepinebarrensgoatman am I right

[thepinebarrensgoatman]

Who are you

[deepinourengines]

oh sure blame the guy whose fault it is

[oddthedreamer]

Wishing you a Happy Halloween, from all of us here at WeirdTV on Channel 3.

Join Cat & Moon for their Halloween Special: Cat's Favorite Holiday.

[oddthedreamer]

Happy Halloween for real this time! The folks in the sound booth are saying, "No, really!! Look at the calendar!!" And I told them I left my calendar at home!

-Odd the Dreamer

[wizardarchetypes]

I’m seriously about to fucking (remembers this tweet)

LOSE MY FUCKING MARBLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[b00bologist-deactivated20260104]

i thionk we should dump hundreds of gallons of acid on lady liberty to turn her copper again. i think itd be cool. and i think the hudson bay could handle all the acid because its got that new yawk spirit.

[cracklewink]

It's finally here !! Part 1/7 of my magical girl x robot scifi one-shot, "Despair's End Terminal Namicha"!

Part 2 coming soon!

[thesensitivepervert]

Judge: Sensitive pervert, you stand accused… of loving too beautifully, fucking too skillfully, and keeping it too motherfucking real. How do you plead?

Me: I plead… guilty to all chargers ur honor

Judge: gasp

Jury: gasp

Prosecutor: grits teeth and starts growling

My hot defense lawyer with a huge rack: whoa…he might just have what it takes…

[orcboxer]

guy who's new to insults: oh yeah why don't you say that to my face? murderer

[wispstalk]

if ur gonna be pressed into service by your liege lord, u want to be the swiftest rider. get good at horses, because they're always sending the swiftest rider off to do some other shit that is, crucially, away from the battlefield. I'm telling u. when ur forces are outnumbered and the enemy legions show up with some unexpected advantage, someone in command is gonna say, "send the swiftest rider to alert the queen!!!" that's u. u want to be that guy

[cornbreadkent]

“the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t” ok well good for you. I have BOTH of them after me, right now,

[thepinebarrensgoatman]

I know both devils and they told me to tell u that they’re calling a third devil to come get u sorry

[cornbreadkent]

man

[cornbreadkent]

could you ask them to like. not

[thepinebarrensgoatman]

Fuckkk dude I would except they just offered me weed to become the fourth devil sorry dude

[cornbreadkent]

“the devil you know is better than the devil you don’t” ok well good for you. I have BOTH of them after me, right now,

[thepinebarrensgoatman]

I know both devils and they told me to tell u that they’re calling a third devil to come get u sorry

[santapau]

New Secret Knots comic: "Cryptid".

[sanitymakesposts]

Oh, great, this guy. Let’s all heap lethal blows on him

[cornbreadkent]