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Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
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Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
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Cookie Run:Kingdom Official!
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@judge-julie
asked my grad school friends what to do in acl recovery. here's what they said:
- drink tequila
- clean all your shoes
- hitch a ride to one of our houses via taco truck
- sell your panties/toes/knee brace
- adopt a pet
- file a lawsuit against our graduate department
- make someone sext you from their office cubical
- learn spanish, bitch
- make an onlyfans
- pirate music
- arson
microdosing hell by being aware and literate
when the character is obsessive and desperate and guilty and scared and ashamed and traumatized and repressed
getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled "hey stupid! the bus is that way!" very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes
one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went "this bitch thinks she's on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom."
My very first time in Boston. I was absolutely miserable, trying to drag my giant suitcase up a lengthy set of stairs in the pouring rain. This guy who had already reached the top looked back at me with the most pure expression of disgust I’ve ever seen in anyone’s eyes, marched back down the stairs, grabbed my suitcase, carried it to the top, left it there for me, and walked away without ever saying a word. I think about him often.
For the people in the notes going "why is Boston like this": a) the insults are a way to show you have no ulterior motives when helping someone (and don't need to be thanked or repaid), and b) Boston was settled by the Irish
also the Italians. mixing Irish and Italian sociocultural attitudes had the effect of multiplying the Sass Levels by the power of infinity, in the sense that you get all of the clever dry wit of the Irish and all of the bitchy gossipy condensation of the Italians rolled into one very stereotypically overly-friendly American package.
also worth noting that who you are to them doesn’t matter. they’ll talk to strangers like that and will also talk to their best friends like that. they’re just Like That.
More from the notes:
Oh, no, tsundere isn't the right term because we aren't trying to hide anything.
We're not about to leave you stranded but we really do think you're an idiot for getting yourself into the situation.
Dang, it sounds like Bostonites are my people. Maybe I should move.
Official Post of Massachusetts
one time i was in my very early 20s and visited my friends in boston. since i had a car i offered to drive us to our plans. however, since im from Thee Middle of Nowhere i couldn't parallel park to save my fucking life. 
someone's dad saw me struggling, kicked me out of the car, parallel parked it while my friends were in the passenger seats, very condescendingly patted me on the shoulder and went about his day 
I think itd be funny if people in the dc universe started calling for Batman in the same why they call on mayor Mandani any time theres an inconvenience in Gotham from the local villian of the week to the city needs more dumpsters they just make and upload a video saying "Batman can you come deal with this"
Trapped in the talkative cycle
Enough things have happened. No more things for a while. Thank you.
girl.. i saw you shrieking in the middle of the forest to summon terrifying creatures. can i get your number
Mark said the thing!! 😳
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my sister and i are watching a let's play of nancy drew: danger on deception island and she keeps yelling at the puzzles on the tv like it's a sports game im crying
If I was an ump I would make progressively weirder and weirder sounds when I call strikes just to see how far I could go before the catcher turned around and asked what the fuck my problem was
the pros of reading ao3 fics in public is that their layout is so clean and simple that people would think you’re reading some academic researches when you’re in fact reading a 50k fic. the cons is that you need to control your face all the fucking time
An additional feature: the layout is clean and simple BUT anyone familiar with AO3 will immediately recognize it. Pro or con? You decide.
If they know it enough to recognize it on sight, they probably aren’t going to be judging me about it.
they were also at the devil’s sacrament
(with unconstrained lust and heart shaped pupils) hey. I liked your wordplay.
Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
This is the sacred texts, this is the holy grail.
This a GOOD STUFF, people. Read and try, it may work for you 🤞
Reblogging again to shout out these important tags!
Yeah sure I'll sexualize that fictional man, it's 5 o'clock somewhere
So a wizard and an ancient construct walk into a tavern.
Girl help I got sucked into the Ryan Gosling cinematic universe and now I’m realizing he’s a genuinely good actor whose performances got overshadowed by people’s sexual perception of him as opposed to his actual talent
