i eat my pizza SIDE WAYS
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*I'm not even mad I just want to know how
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@thepizzabutton
i eat my pizza SIDE WAYS
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*...
*I'm not even mad I just want to know how
WHY ARE YOU CALLING THE POLICE
They committed a crime against both humanity and monster kind
i eat my pizza upside down
*dials the royal guard*
what function does the pizza button do
It gives you pizza with differing effects depending on the toppings
it's pizza time! (lap 1)
*plays the pizza time theme*
*PIZZA TIME!!!
*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!
*the most famous button in undertale!
@thepizzabutton
(Btw you have anonomous asks disabled)
*Uh… sure. Whatever floats your boat.
*If being a pizza button makes you happy, go with it.
*But still. Do you really have nothing better to do…?
(Oops- thanks for telling me! I didn’t even know that was a thing.)
*Nope!
*This is the most interesting thing currently going on in my life right now!
*Its a little sad now that I think about it
*a worker comes up and installs a new button onto you*
*Hello I'm the pizza button! Pressing me will make you dispense pizza!
*apparently its sentient*
@thepizzabutton
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*the button loses sentience A few seconds after touching you*
*I think you just... Killed it?*
*You won! Gained 1 exp and 1 gold.
*Hi I'm the pizza button! I'm here as a tutorial to tell you how I work!
*this is standard and happens right when a being receives their soul!
@thepizzabutton
*when you get into the battle menu you normally can't see me, what you have to do is look behind the item button.
*once you find me, click on me and ill create you a random piece of pizza.
*you can choose wether to take it or to give it to the enemy
*some slices are good, some are bad.
*the types are as follows:
*cheese pizza - heals 15 hp
*pepperoni pizza - heals 35 hp
*sausage pizza - heals 50 hp
*meat lover's pizza - heals 70 hp, skips your next turn
*vegtable pizza - heals 50% of up
*echo flower pizza - deal/take double damage
*garbage pizza - hurts for 20% of max hp, cannot kill
*pineapple pizza - varies depending on the person eating it's opinion on it
*it seems you haven't used me in battle yet...
*that's OK! I can show you how I work!
@thepizzabutton
*I'm not flowey, I'm not gonna attack you.
*I'm just here to help and provide pizza!
*hey there new button! Its me the pizza button!
*the most famous button in undertale!
@thepizzabutton
Huh...?
*Hi I'm from undertale! I'm the pizza button!
*I'm not in deltarune so you probably don't recognise me
*I'm just introducing myself
*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!
*the most famous button in undertale!
@thepizzabutton
* I have no fucking idea who you are and I think we should kill you
*how about instead of killing me...
*I give you a piece of pizza instead!
*it has a lot of flavor! (Text)
* ...... How much hp restoration we talking here?
*how much do ya need? I got cheese for 15hp, pepperoni for 35, sausage for 50 and if you really in need for a slice, meat lover's for a whopping 75!
whats the pizza button for?
*Why for pizza of course!
*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!
*the most famous button in undertale!
@thepizzabutton
* I have no fucking idea who you are and I think we should kill you
*how about instead of killing me...
*I give you a piece of pizza instead!
*it has a lot of flavor! (Text)
*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!
*the most famous button in undertale!
@thepizzabutton
*Who the fuck are you
*fight had the same response
*I'm the button used on the pizza route
*...Sure, buddy.
*its true I swear!
*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!
*the most famous button in undertale!
@thepizzabutton
*Who the fuck are you
*fight had the same response
*I'm the button used on the pizza route
*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!
*the most famous button in undertale!
@thepizzabutton
*...
*Who the actual fuck are you?
*you don't remember me?
*I'm the button used in the pizza route
*I'm the famous pizza button from undertale! Ask me anything!