I'm the pizza button from undertale!

[thepizzabutton]

i eat my pizza SIDE WAYS

*...

*...

*I'm not even mad I just want to know how

[thepizzabutton]

WHY ARE YOU CALLING THE POLICE

They committed a crime against both humanity and monster kind

[thepizzabutton]

i eat my pizza upside down

*dials the royal guard*

[thepizzabutton]

what function does the pizza button do

It gives you pizza with differing effects depending on the toppings

[thepizzabutton]

it's pizza time! (lap 1)

*plays the pizza time theme*

*PIZZA TIME!!!

[mercy-button]

*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!

*the most famous button in undertale!

@thepizzabutton

(Btw you have anonomous asks disabled)

*Uh… sure. Whatever floats your boat.

*If being a pizza button makes you happy, go with it.

*But still. Do you really have nothing better to do…?

(Oops- thanks for telling me! I didn’t even know that was a thing.)

[thepizzabutton]

*Nope!

*This is the most interesting thing currently going on in my life right now!

*Its a little sad now that I think about it

[angry-vending-machine]

*a worker comes up and installs a new button onto you*

*Hello I'm the pizza button! Pressing me will make you dispense pizza!

*apparently its sentient*

@thepizzabutton

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[thepizzabutton]

*the button loses sentience A few seconds after touching you*

*I think you just... Killed it?*

*You won! Gained 1 exp and 1 gold.

[underblogbeing]

*Hi I'm the pizza button! I'm here as a tutorial to tell you how I work!

*this is standard and happens right when a being receives their soul!

@thepizzabutton

[thepizzabutton]

*when you get into the battle menu you normally can't see me, what you have to do is look behind the item button.

*once you find me, click on me and ill create you a random piece of pizza.

*you can choose wether to take it or to give it to the enemy

*some slices are good, some are bad.

*the types are as follows:

*cheese pizza - heals 15 hp

*pepperoni pizza - heals 35 hp

*sausage pizza - heals 50 hp

*meat lover's pizza - heals 70 hp, skips your next turn

*vegtable pizza - heals 50% of up

*echo flower pizza - deal/take double damage

*garbage pizza - hurts for 20% of max hp, cannot kill

*pineapple pizza - varies depending on the person eating it's opinion on it

[underblogdetermination]

*it seems you haven't used me in battle yet...

*that's OK! I can show you how I work!

@thepizzabutton

[thepizzabutton]

*I'm not flowey, I'm not gonna attack you.

*I'm just here to help and provide pizza!

[big-buddy-defend]

*hey there new button! Its me the pizza button!

*the most famous button in undertale!

@thepizzabutton

Huh...?

[thepizzabutton]

*Hi I'm from undertale! I'm the pizza button!

*I'm not in deltarune so you probably don't recognise me

*I'm just introducing myself

[careforanitemtraveler]

*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!

*the most famous button in undertale!

@thepizzabutton

* I have no fucking idea who you are and I think we should kill you

[thepizzabutton]

*how about instead of killing me...

*I give you a piece of pizza instead!

*it has a lot of flavor! (Text)

[careforanitemtraveler]

* ...... How much hp restoration we talking here?

[thepizzabutton]

*how much do ya need? I got cheese for 15hp, pepperoni for 35, sausage for 50 and if you really in need for a slice, meat lover's for a whopping 75!

[thepizzabutton]

whats the pizza button for?

*Why for pizza of course!

[careforanitemtraveler]

*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!

*the most famous button in undertale!

@thepizzabutton

* I have no fucking idea who you are and I think we should kill you

[thepizzabutton]

*how about instead of killing me...

*I give you a piece of pizza instead!

*it has a lot of flavor! (Text)

[act-button]

*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!

*the most famous button in undertale!

@thepizzabutton

*Who the fuck are you

[thepizzabutton]

*fight had the same response

*I'm the button used on the pizza route

[act-button]

*...Sure, buddy.

[thepizzabutton]

*its true I swear!

[act-button]

*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!

*the most famous button in undertale!

@thepizzabutton

*Who the fuck are you

[thepizzabutton]

*fight had the same response

*I'm the button used on the pizza route

[fight-button]

*hey there old friend! Its me the pizza button!

*the most famous button in undertale!

@thepizzabutton

*...

*Who the actual fuck are you?

[thepizzabutton]

*you don't remember me?

*I'm the button used in the pizza route

[thepizzabutton]

*I'm the famous pizza button from undertale! Ask me anything!