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reasons to love harrison ford
1. hates donald trump 2. got his ear pierced at claires because why not 3. legit asks people to beat him up in action scenes EVEN NOW AS AN OLD MAN 4. is arguably one of the most iconic star wars characters yet couldnt give less of a crap abt star wars 5. the universe tried to kill him (or at least permanently incapacitate him) twice in 2015 and it only mildly inconvenienced him 6. flies helicopters in search and rescue missions 7. was in his 40s for the majority of the indiana jones series which is insane when you think about all the stunts involved 8. quote “the director yells cut and harrison cracks open a beer and then builds a fucking shed” 9. arguably sexy 10. points angrily and its super effective
11. is just a really sweet person 12. no really my dad worked with him on firewall as the tech advisor and he was just a really swell guy 13. got my mom’s birth date from my dad and sent her flowers 14. he sent my mom flowers for her birthday 15. he didn’t even know her he just wanted to be sweet
this was a beautiful and necessary edition to this post thank you oh my god
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When he was asked to be in Jimmy Kimmel’s “I’m Fucking Ben Affleck” video, in which he pulled up alongside them in a car and gave Jimmy a little wink and an air-kiss, when he showed up at the set he looked kind of put out. Kimmel was afraid he wasn’t down with what they were asking. But he just said, “I don’t know, this wardrobe…don’t you have anything mesh that I could wear?”
When he was filming “Witness” he rented a small farm from a friend of mine. At the end of the filming my friend went and checked out the property as usual. He noticed the barn door had been leveled so it no longer would swing open on it’s own. Went into the house and saw the closets had been redone, in the kitchen the cabinets had been replaced and all the drawers now opened really well. Turns out that there were thousands of dollars of work and materials put into fixing up everything at the place.
My friend called Ford and asked him how much he was asking for the work. Ford told him doing that kind of thing helped him relax and stay sane when he was filming. Would not take a dime. Plus he paid for a new water heater and got the sewage system cleaned out.
And he paid rent to live there the entire time.
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My step sister was driving through Wyoming once, near Ford’s ranch. She stops for gas, and as she’s filling up, this huge motorcycle roars in behind her, scared the pants off her. The rider, dressed in all black steps off, and she yells at him “who do you think you are blasting in here like that, you Darth Vader looking motherfucker?”. He takes off the helmet, and it’s Harrison Ford, and without missing a beat he says
“Hey! I’m not Darth Vader, I’m Luke Skywalker”
From the co-production designer on The Force Awakens, Darren Gilford:
“The Millennium Falcon was the first thing we were actually building. I had been in London and I came home back to L.A. for Christmas. So I go to Sports Chalet to do some last-minute shopping; I get there early, run to the back of the store, get what I need. I’m coming back through the store, and I just happen to pass this person holding up a pair of ski pants, and it’s Harrison Ford. I look at him, he looks at me and puts his head right down. I can tell he doesn’t want to be bothered; I’m sure from the look on my face he knew I knew who he was.
So I walk past him, and after about 10 feet I think, ‘If there’s ever a time to say hello to Harrison Ford, I’m building the Millennium Falcon!’ So I turn around very hesitantly and go, ‘Harrison, I’m sorry to bother you. I’m co-production designer on the new Star Wars, I’m just back from London, and I’ve been building the Falcon.’ A big smile came across his face, he put his hand out, and we had such a great conversation — he couldn’t have been sweeter.
As I’m walking away, he goes, ‘Darren!’ and calls me back. He goes, ‘The toggle switches.’ I go, ‘Toggle switches.’ He goes, ‘The toggle switches on the Falcon. When they built it the first time, they bought cheap toggle switches without any springs in them. Every time I threw a toggle switch, it fell back; it wouldn’t hold. It drove me crazy. Please, make sure the toggle switches are fixed this time.’ I go, ‘No problem! I’ll take care of it!’
So months go by, I’m back in London, we’re getting close [to principal photography], and I get a phone call saying J.J.’s headed down to check out the cockpit, and Harrison’s with him. I run down there and I see J.J. in the passenger seat and Harrison in the pilot seat. They’re just giddy; they’re having so much fun. And then I see Harrison look up, and he just starts throwing all the toggle switches: boom, boom, boom, boom. [Laughs.] And I remember thinking, ‘Phew, minor victory. Take solace in that and move on. Next task.’ That’s my favorite story.”
HARRISON FORD SMILES WHEN MEETING CREW MEMBERS AND IS A NERD FOR FUNCTIONING PRODUCTION DESIGN
Don’t forget about his Halloween costumes
Harrison ford is a chaotic-good-aligned cryptid, confirmed
“Is this about...”
Lots of times in scenes someone will say “Is this about…?” It’s an offer. You SHOULD notice it and consider it, though you don’t HAVE to accept it.
Lisa: I cut my own hair this morning. And I don’t know what to do, should I… how does it look?
Gwen: I feel like when I’ve had bad haircuts I don’t want people to lie to me when it happens, and it’s not good.
Lisa: Okay, I accept the fact that it doesn’t look great.
Gwen: It does NOT look great. But you’re still very pretty. You have really good bone structure. I just moved to this neighborhood that has a lot of Orthodox Jews and they have a lot of wig stores.
Lisa: Let’s GET a wig then! Let’s get a wig!
Gwen: Yeah, let’s get a wig.
Lisa: Do you have any? Do you just… happen to have some?
Gwen: Is this about Joe?
So that last sentence there is Gwen offering a justification to Lisa.
I USED to suggest you should ALWAYS accept these, unless they directly contradict something we already know. But sometimes people will offer an “is this about…” that is so far afield of what’s happening it would derail the scene.
“Is this about how you really want to have sex?”
“Is this about how you resent me?”
“Is this about you hating your kids?”
If it’s nowhere close to what you are thinking and feeling, it’s okay to reject these offers. I’d rather you stay committed to your character and scene.
I DO think it’s good form to yes-and some part of it if you can.
“In the past, this has been about sex. But right now that’s not at all what I’m thinking about.”
“I do sometimes resent you, but not right now.”
“My kids drive me nuts, but I don’t hate them.”
I think you should think of these “Is this about” statements like a pass in basketball. If it’s close to you, it’s worth bending, even lunging, to catch it. But if it’s way off, you’re not doing the team any favors running all the way across the court. Your partner just threw it out of bounds. Move on.
Or maybe it’s like someone offering you food at a party? Accepting it is gracious, dismissing it without even thinking about it is rude, but if you’re allergic to this particular food or really full – it’s okay to politely decline.
Basketball and food allergy metaphors. This post was written for my brain.
Please god when the rights go into public domain, someone MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Some photos from my improv show at the Curious Comedy Theater 8/22/15
Hey it’s Guillermo! Miss you dude!
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Emotions snuck up in me with this one
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When you can't commit to tagging out but someone else does
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Too real.
When You have no idea what's going on in a second beat scene
When the scene is going bad but I keep trying
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So much
Portraits by John Wentz.
Why am I laughing these puns are terrible…
Oh wait.
star wars, puns and art. yes.
Improvisers are frequently told to react on stage as they would react in real life. Though this is good advice, there are many scenes where the reaction an improviser might have in real life might severely hamper gameplay, or even end the scene prematurely. It is for this reason that teachers and...
2014 - A plain-clothes NYPD officer goes to help with an arrest, kicks fellow cop in the head because he thinks that’s the person being arrested. [video]
The NYPD, folks.
I fucking hate these assholes
why would you even be kicking the person getting arrested in the head
let alone that you failed to accurately assess the situation and kicked your fellow cop
so you kicking people even though you not supposed and can’t fucking get it right who the fuck you’re even supposed to be brutalizing like honestly who fucking trains these idiots
Emphasis on “unfair.” This list is dumb.
PET PEEVES
No high-fiving.
Long-form improv has more unnecessary high-fiving than you’d ever imagine. Two characters agree to get ice cream and then high-five. They get each other’s name wrong, then correct it, then high-five. It looks really weird,...
This is exactly what I've been trying to say.
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Over 700 Jefferson County High School students are staging walkouts and protests over proposed changes to the Advanced Placement History curriculum. According to Colorado Public Radio:
Last week, a school board member proposed that advanced placement history classes be required to promote free enterprise and patriotism and be required to avoid classroom materials that encourage social strife or civil disobedience. Two high schools in Jefferson County closed Friday after dozens of teachers called in sick in protest.
According the online petition to be delivered to the School District:
Jeffco Public School Board has just proposed a change of curriculum stating that, “Materials should not encourage or condone civil disorder, social strife or disregard of the law. Instructional materials should present positive aspects of the United States and its heritage.”
This means that important parts of our history such as the Civil Rights Movement, Native American genocide, and slavery will not be taught in public schools. If these important lessons are not taught, children will not learn from them, and what will stop them from happening again? This is a severe form of censorship intended to keep the youth ignorant and easy to manipulate. I’m hoping to get enough signatures to prove that this is a public issue, so, please, if this is important to you, please sign. Do not let our youth grow up in ignorance; we all deserve the truth!
You can sign the petition here.
You can read more articles at The Denver Post, CBS Denver (with video), and Colorado Public Radio.
Thanks to theseacaptainsdaughter for dropping a link in my inbox.
This is truly disturbing.
