Madison

This is mostly just stuff that makes me laugh

[hollowboobtheory]

[spiridakos]

[lightningcrashes]

me, crying: i just want to sleep please stop 

my brain: dayman ah-ah-ah fighter of the nightman ah-ah-ah you’re a master of karate and friendship for everyone

[otherwindow]

Tooth fairies are a smaller and friendlier subspecies of the larger and much more hostile bone fairies.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

Thank you for this bespoke nightmare

[thyrell]

bro forget that how much money do i get for a femur under my pillow

[valtsv]

after careful consideration i have decided to simply stop thinking about my actions and instead just fuck around and find out

[valtsv]

what i do is nobody's business, especially my own. i will not be taking any further questions at this time.

[jenarion]

A baby pika! Listen to his little cry. Someday it will be much louder.

[nourishyourturtleheart]

* W I G G L I N G I N T E N S I F I E S *

[nockfell-farm]

himb...

[official-lucifers-child]

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

[glasspaps]

Season 4 is doing everything right

[scooplery]

authority figures be like you are making my job hard on purpose by having needs i am required by law to accommodate for

[scooplery]

if you did not hate me you would simply stop choosing to have a disability

[thoodleoo]

hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that he’s the god of death, not hades

[moonlitlillypop]

Thanatos explaining that it applies to animals too

[space-ace-in-the-space-race]

We call musicals unrealistic because people randomly burst into song but I’ve been home alone for like 3 days and I start singing about what I’m doing every 5 minutes

[tacomel420]

singing in musicals: *perfect harmonies* we’re all in this together!

singing to myself: *one note only* heating up some soup! heating up some soup! ya put it in the microwave and watch it spin around!

[thebeanestbad]

[lmaonade]

[mountaindraw]

imbiamba jombes

[marypickfords]

everyday i wake up and plan on doing Things but then i just

[brodnork]

why am i being threatened

[peachyvinyl-old]