badly chipped nailpolish

hi i'm just an alto drowning in a sea of sopranos

[its-all-down-hill]

[cosmicxd]

Bringing back a meme I made in 2019 since it’s relevant today! 💙

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[everythingfox]

Dog refuses to get out of bed then proceeds to fall asleep looking after baby

(Source)

[studentlifeproblems]

[biandanxious18]

Correction

[arthurmorgans]

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

[everythingfox]

[superwhiff]

GET IT WHITE BOY

[kangals]

she knows she’s not allowed to bark at the cat, so her loophole is just to make a bunch of noises that are not barking instead.

[felisorablue]

Long Horse Makes Sad Horn Noises At Local Bastard Man

[lianedegrenade]

dogs are like i will lay down and huff sadly while staring balefully at you until you feel guilty and give me food. cats are like hey mom oh nice cereal don’t mind if i do! with their little criminal faces already in your fucking bowl

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[beelzibubbles]

Someone even transcribed it!

[abkvs]

jesus god someone transcribed this i can’t believe it

(for those of u who are new to my house: my cousin is the one playing the chair)

[elodieunderglass]

Transcript for the hearing impaired:

TOOT scoot scoot TOOT scoot scoot

[whispycayenne]

I love this so much

[viejospellejos]

Spain is different 🇪🇸🦠

[hazy-forest]

Plague Rave Plague Rave Plague Rave!!!!

[brotherhoodoftheslice]

So much of the “apocalyptic” fiction I’ve consumed is missing this key, honest component: even in the midst of global confusion, loss, and pandemic, humans gotta human.

[antigone-lesbian]

*stabs you through the toga 23 times* vibe check

[antigone-lesbian]

BRO

[997]

What do you do for a living

i try my best

[bakwaaas]

I love how irrelevant tumblr is. like no celebrities on here, no colleagues or family on here, no one’s famous off tumblr or making money, tbh no ones even updating the site like is there even any staff? who knows? it’s bliss

[jasonmantzoukas]

Fine… 2024.

[gunsandfireandshit]

W H A T

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

greta going sicko mode

[imoldbutimstillintothat]

Directly translated from Swedish it means holding someone accountable, she’s not saying she’s planning a firing squad.

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[onsighthoe]

the talent

[ray-winters-sings-deactivated20]

I dead ass didn’t realize it was one person until the end

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

the crowd is wildly under appreciating him

[bumblbytrash]

Y’all I’d be losing my shit throwing my money at this fine human