I Am Polygod

Polygons.

[thepolygod]

GODDAMNIT THE POLYGOD FORGOT TO SWITCH BACK TO THEIR MAIN BLOG AGAIN SORRY

[short-for-melancholy]

brother dearest keeps sending a discord gif emoji of marisa touhou cumming so i of course had to make a matching gif emoji of a grand piano spurting off to the side

[homotexas]

sure we can do knifeplay, but babe please promise me you won't just dodge them all this time. at least try to graze

[segamascott]

[tid3drift3r]

If there's one polygod, is that polytheism or monotheism?

@thepolygod

[thepolygod]

It’s polytheism because everything including me is polygons (plural)

[platypaws]

Here’s a random question what’s your favorite shape?

NFNDNCND triangle

not because of phineas though. whenever i do end up doing character design i have noticed a pattern of putting a lot of triangle/sharp arrow like shapes on very many of my designs 😭😭 is that good??? probably not but it happens without me realizing

not to mention it’s such a mathematically neat shape, with pythagorean theorem and all that shit (i used to love solving pythagorean theorem tasks in middle school 💀)

PERHAPS that’s why i find phineas so easy to draw which honestly would be hilarious

[wickedsick]

"who could've eaten all my polygons?"

My fuckass Palico:

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

your pfp is ruling the world now, are we safe?

yes

no

OH NO

fuck yea

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Voting ended onMay 21, 2025

[thesillytransgirlnova]

I'm now ruling the world, free HRT for everyone

[chaos-triangle]

It's a party forever!

[tid3drift3r]

@thepolygod

[thepolygod]

Everything is already ruled by polygons

[thepolygod]

I don't believe you, but we are all children under the light of the polygon. I have been shown the way, I will find the truth, will you accept reality once your polygons are shook at their very core?

I believe that finding polygonal truth is essential. I will accept what you find, because it has all been polygons all along.

[rat-detector]

Good work everyone o7

[thepolygod]

I tried to show my polyfriend the polylifestyle and they shamed me, saying the polycult has no polylogic, then they left me on read

I seek your wisdom polygod 😔

I would urge them to accept the logic that is: everything is made of polygons. Whether simple or complex, everything can be built with the holy polygon.

If they cannot yet accept the gospel into their hearts you must also understand that not everybody is ready, that some will never open their hearts. That is okay. Polygons offer guidance, but will remain as an objective observer long after your polyfriend is gone.

[thepolygod]

polygod I am learning to polydrive. I hope you are polyproud of me

Plot twist the First Prophet (the flesh puppet I am using to type this) is also learning to drive

[thepolygod]

All things are understandable through polygons

[thepolygod]

what abuot squares and rectangles

Squares and rectangles are stable and glorious as are all things in this polygonal world.

[thepolygod]

is there anythting in the world not made of polygons?

Something not made of polygons is only theoretical. Everything in this world is polygons

[rat-detector]

[thepolygod]

if you’re not polygod you might wanna rephrase your title

You misunderstand, I am polygod, just not all of polygod. The vastness of the polyworld is polyincomprehensible.

[thepolygod]

This polyblog will be a place for worshipping the polygons. Each of my polypeople is free to believe their own polybeliefs. Each polyperson is polydivine and I am thankful for polygang and polyphen

[thepolygod]

I AM ALSO THANKFUL TO MY PROPHET MOST OF ALL thank you dear for doing the wonderful work of spreading the polyword