My Coke Is Flat

Anyone know what's going on? Jessi.29.She/Her

[tenorgender]

god didn't give me a dick because he knew I'd get hard when I heard a rich choral harmony

[ghost-faces-deactivated20250916]

do you like my repetitive and outdated music taste

[sandmandaddy69]

[rubykgrant]

yeah, you can go piss, girl... bit it'll cost ya

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

shrek 5's teaser animation isnt bad you're just nostalgic for movies made in 2001

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

"OMG why is there TIKTOK??? IN THE SHREK UNIVERSE?" <- person who has never seen shrek before

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

shrek has always been full of pop culture references. you just think it's cringe now because you're 20+ years older. now shut up and enjoy shrek's lesbian daughter voiced by zendaya and pinocchio making thirst trap edits of shrek twerking on tiktok

[rubykgrant]

this is a neat way to find out about Shrek 5

[mrwilliewonka]

[thatsbelievable]

[my-random--thoughts-deactivated]

[gigew]

GOOD OMENS "Saturday Morning Funtime"

[kushblazer666]

[important-animal-images]

[fangedjester]

i had to draw her she's so nostalgic

[animentality]

I don't think the Catholic church should run an establishment for children, that's for sure, but uh, otherwise valid.

[pleatedjeans]

45 Baffling Designs Of Faux-Luxury Homes From “McMansion Hell”

[real-doozy-deactivated20250514]

[institutionalized-gaming]

October can’t come soon enough

IT IS AUGUST

[its-an-ear-hat-john]

This has been in my likes since last year. It is time.

[bedhead-queen]

This is the 21st night of September skeleton. He only appears once a year.

[googlepliers]

Happy 21st of September!

[sashayed]

[archivegeo-deactivated20260222]

got a major pest problem this year actually

[loveridden1999]

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