Sexy Potato

Flowing in da wind

[jeekoftheweek]

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

chinese high-end business war by 双面笑笑

[cheesencrackersinprison]

I want this as a long ass show where every episode's this

[bellaswans-khakiskirt]

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[topherchris]

[powerburial]

Where I come from, we don’t worry about these fruity-tuity California style buds. Okay? I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? America- Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! get out of here! *audience cheers* that’s right. that’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems! We like seeds! Where I come from.

[sisterreisaid]

[rocktheholygrail]

oh? 👀

[rocktheholygrail]

[spaghettinatural]

[nikoriis]

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me

[anglaised]

[ivy-saurs]

randomly remembered this tweet and had to stop myself from bursting out laughing

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[megamindsupremacy]

surely this is a sign that there’s nothing in particular wrong with the atmosphere right now

[dogpuppy]

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[turnupthestrobe]

[roll1uptwice]

Dope

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[laropasucia]

[the-quasar-hero]

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light