Call me Blumentrio the way im fucked

Use the same pronouns you use for yourself boi I’m kind of a dumbfuck yeah

[dictionaryofobscuresorrows]

ringlorn

adj. the wish that the modern world felt as epic as the one depicted in old stories and folktales—a place of tragedy and transcendence, of oaths and omens and fates, where everyday life felt like a quest for glory, a mythic bond with an ancient past, or a battle for survival against a clear enemy, rather than an open-ended parlor game where all the rules are made up and the points don’t matter.

[scappu]

hey we saw you from across the bar and we absolutely fucking hate your vibe

[syupon]

saddest girl in the world 💔

[casmicoo]

[casmicoo]

Hi. Is this too corny

[casmicoo]

Grizzly ni osowaretara

[allphatauri]

freezing point of all I know

[casmicoo]

ty for suggestions!!!!!

[necro-kirby]

some bullshit

[i-am-a-fish]

the beef will be thawed I swear to you

[an-artist-n-shambles]

CRINE

[potted-plant-official]

FIH NO THAT IS A BAD IDEA

[i-am-a-fish]

to the dishwasher beef doubters, I wish you a phenomenal rest of your weekend. I mean that genuinely

[i-am-a-fish]

my stomach hurts

[geisttheawkwardnerd]

Life's been a bit rough and I've been preoccupied with sewing, but I did get myself to doodle a little. (actually been wanting to draw Gangle as Jester for a while)

[jibril-thelibraryangel]

The Dwendallian empire is insane as a concept

Because I could say “The dwendalian empire is run by a cabal of evil wizards that outlaw religious freedom while making dark pacts with eldritch abominations for power, they take children from their homes, brainwashed them to be obedient soldiers and then make them murder their entire families

Sometimes they go down to quaint little towns and start exploding houses and vaporizing villagers, just to steal rocks they could’ve taken very easily

Their senile king is going mad and getting council by a demented cult leader set on killing god”

And you would think I’m like a Dynasty propagandist spreading the most unhinged conspiracy theories

But no, these are all true and objective facts about how their government is run

[casuallightprincess]

Caleb is actually quite composed in the show, I mean he can maintain eye contact, he hasn't even vomited once and he is not a stammering/blushing mess.

[mayapapaya33]

The Blumentrio scenes are killing me. This is what I wanted and I wasn't prepared at all. These poor brainwashed children. I'm so sad for all of the Volstrucker.

[orions-garden]

trent said this to them btw

[arcanumetastra]

something i can't stop thinking about is; what if we are finally able to see the relation between astrid and eadwulf? i want to see them handling the guilt and loss of someone who had not only lost their partner, but also a dear friend. i wanna see how that loss morphed their relationship and their interactions with each other and i crave to see and know more about them in general.

god knows i'll cry my eyes out when the blumentrio finally reunites, and even tho it won't happen soon (at least technically and according to the campaign timeline), i just know it will be utterly devastating. but anyways, i guess the point of all this is that i'm obssesd with astrid and wulf, and that i really would wish to see more of them, not just in relation to caleb, but also outside of him since i think they're such complex characters outside of their romantic relationship with caleb.

[vault-of-amber]

eadwulf grieve my one and only. he’s bisexual. he has zero agency in the story. he appears like three times and all of those times he’s either following orders or being prevented from following orders. he’s the least favorite in the polycule. he’s the guy you think of when you think of ‘goon’. he’s a character basically tailor made to die but somehow survives to the end of the story by virtue of no one giving a shit about him. he has a homoerotic pvp against the guy his ex has been using as a stand in for him and then tries and fails to flirt with said guy. hes religious. he wears a big amulet with the symbol of a god and a smaller secret amulet to another god underneath. he stumbled his way into diplomatic immunity by being so hot that two incredibly powerful people can’t quite get over him. he’s so irrelevant you almost forget he canonically strangled his parents to death. he doesn’t know what a firbolg is. he’s even a wizard