ThePrettyOddKid

[gaynfl-moved]

waitress assigned kin

[deactivated-blog]

As someone who’s worked in several cafes, I’m mad at how accurate this is.

[vulture-jack]

I will forever remember the time my friend and I were out for chinese food. we got up to pay and I (the short one with bottom energy i guess?) revealed that I would be paying for the meal, and the elderly man at the counter just flat out said “Oh, YOU’RE the boss!”

[watermelinoe]

abac (assigned bottom at chili’s)

[intelligentchristianlady]

Don’t be silly–those things cost money.

[tianatwitty-deactivated20141228]

Please make this go viral.

It is so important I don’t even care if you delete what I write here, just help it be seen. 

[own-your-weird-deactivated20150]

Reblog.

[calzonegod]

If you don’t reblog get the fuck out of here

[theludicrousrival]

U.S. National Suicide Hotline: [phone] 

Live chat services are also available for anyone who doesn’t feel comfortable with making phone calls/talking on the phone. 

Please reach out when you are struggling. You deserve so much more out of this life. Don’t ever forget that somebody loves you. 

[amberstorm-splash]

I don’t know what to add. Just, be safe out there. People will love you.

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

If you’re ever in need of a helpline this list is for India.

[aceofmaces-deactivated20201211]

please go here for help if you need it. dont hesitate to speak up. the world is SO MUCH BETTER with you in it <3

[my-mountain-hyacinth]

I would miss you 

[smol-satan]

You are deserving of everything. I would miss you terribly if you left. Go drink some water, eat a healthy snack, and try to get some rest or read a book. Take care of yourself, darling!! I love you! 

[holyhotpantsbatman3]

[sweetoothgirl]

[shesnake]

—Are you a lesbian? —Not strictly.

[theprettyoddkid]

I willl never love anyone more than I loved her.

[depsidase]

[mattrivas]

Like who has this kind of time

[autumncozy]

[goodreadss]

“In your life, you meet people. Some you never think about again. Some, you wonder what happened to them. There are some that you wonder if they ever think about you. And then there are some you wish you never had to think about ever again. But you do.”

— C.S. Lewis, The Wonder Years (via goodreadss)

[julia-famula]

mushrooms!!!!!!

[classichalloweenandhorror]

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

[irr1tated-deactivated20250402]

This is what losing 140 pounds looks like. 🌸✨

[foodlesss]

God… these memes are getting so scarily accurate

[atraversso]

Photo by Bob Radlinski

[mysharona1987]

My hero.