thenerd

He/Him This is a safe space. I am here to listen.  I do free tarot readings (just ask me a question, send a spread if you have a particular one in mind, and give me time- I usually do 1-5 cards based on the question, and if you have more than that in the spread you send me, it may take a few days.) and one shots (send me in a character/ship/scenario, how long you'd want it,prompts,etc. and then give me a few days or so, depending.)! 

[loveridden1999]

[russsiawave]

[postilionstruckbylightning]

I don’t like how you put these two photos together, as if to imply that the dumplings with the paw print have anything to do with this sweet, innocent angel who has never done anything wrong.

[crippled-peeper]

telling trans women and girls “you HAVE to be soft and beautiful” is asinine at best and cruelly detached from the lived reality of most trans fems at worst. I have never met a trans woman who wasn’t compulsively softening herself every waking second of her life just to avoid being treated like shit and having her life threatened. let trans women be rude as fuck. let trans women swear like sailors. let trans women exist completely neutrally. there are so many trans women just let them exist

[dogpuppy]

[strongermonster]

i'm looking at wearable heating pads so i can keep the furnace lower in the winter and maybe save some money, and i love the way they look like something out of a fantasy. come along my heated little squire, we've dragons to kill near the wizard tower

my heated armours

[certified-diplodocus]

the Heated Collars of Rassilon

[wiigiwaamcore]

non-Indigenous people just looooove to ignore the fact that Indigenous people exist on the internet. They love to pretend that the only people promoting landback are white people romanticizing some idea of noble savagery. Literally the person running the blog isuggestlandback is a Native person. I have witnessed soooooo many instances where non-Indigenous people assume any person speaking on Native issues is actually a white person just because they assume "caring about Native people and their struggles" is something white people pretend to do for clout, not something anyone actually gives a shit about, and certainly not something that actual Indigenous people might talk about online

[boybeetles]

What is going on in r/kitchencels

[kiburebuc]

some highlights from the comments

[dogpuppy]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

captain afab is honestly a very relatable character because whomst among us does not have some great beast that has eluded us all our lives. mine, for instance, is a decent night's sleep.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

Ahab. I meant fucking. captain Ahab.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

y'all are gonna make this a whole thing aren't you

[dragon-in-a-fez]

top 5 things people have said in the tags on this so far:

moby girldick

I mean, he is chasing dick

the real white whale was testosterone

assigned whaler at birth

captain afab and his trusty crewman cismale

[jantesika]

Cismale is sending me.

[fifiibibii]

so tell me,, have u always been silly ?

[gatsu-nii-deactivated20241113]

ye pretty much

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

[deactivating-s00n-deactivated20]

you don’t need to tell the world you still like Harry Potter because it’s your comfort movie or because your dad read it to you when you were little or something like that in response to a post about the harm continued monetary support of Harry Potter causes. you don’t need to tell tumblr all the myriad of reasons you don’t like rap under a post about how rap is often misrepresented as ultra-violent or overtly sexual and misogynistic because of racism. No one on tumblr has to know anything about you. no one has to know you still read your old Harry Potter books or that the only rap artist you like is Eminem. No one is going to say “oh of course you’re the One True Good Person with a Good Reason!” when you say that rap is difficult to listen to because of your auditory processing disorder or you’re only a part of the Marauders fandom. Just keep your shit to yourself and don’t embarrass yourself under other peoples’ posts.

[lebada]

funniest possible reply and its not even on purpose

[crimeronan]

-charlotte zhang art installation at the alice gallery

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

yes, I’d love for my ship to be canon too, but I feel like fandom culture today focuses too much on “my ship must be canon or else I will be a bitch and harass people about it” energy that we’ve lost the main point of shipping two fictional characters together, why we do it in the first place, which is that it’s fun. it brings us comfort and joy. and even if the ship isn’t canon, we have fan contents, so many amazing fan art and fanfics. you can create whatever you want about them. make them kiss. make them yearn for each other. make them confess their love under the rain.

“but it’s not canon” THEY ARE ALREADY FICTION. canon or not. they are a fragment of imagination forged by their canon creators, meaning YOU can create your own art about them too.

canon = art made by canon creators, they created it, it’s out there, it exists, it’s valid.

fan contents = art made by you, you created it, it’s out there, it exists, it’s just as valid.

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[hellmurderisland]

[Fictional character who is worse than me in every way] save me

[hellmurderisland]

#me with gob #me with shmilk

[mint-swirl]

slogans for the upcoming orc election

[dogpuppy]

[cheeso]

found footage horror film

agitated girl: mike put the camera down

mike: He ha why its a home movey

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.