[thesassycat]

*likes your post but secretly likes you*

[hcseokie]

no one is calling me baby and it’s outrageous i can’t believe it

[dinuguan]

[onlytwitterpics]

[gymclassieros-deactivated201808]

u ever wear fingerless gloves and hold a hot drink and immediately feel like a 1900s victorian urchin taking a break from pickpocketing to gratefully accept a meal from the soup kitchen

[teenagerposts]

“You’re 18?? You look 12” FIRST OF ALL when I’m 40 looking like I’m 25 and you’re 40 looking like you’re 60 don’t EVEN come crying to me

[thebootydiaries]

Me: this Starbucks drink is nasty

Me: *remembers I paid $6 for it*

Me: My... I've never tasted such an exquisite creation.....

[woodrider]

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

[woodrider]

I don't know

[toastbutteregg]

[fingerblaster116-deactivated201]

S/o to my mom just cuz

[pettysag-deactivated20180315]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[grootficguy]

when you’re doing an essay past midnight

[yeezus-fish]

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

[goodhomemaking]

[niggasandcomputers]

When she in the bathroom liking memes about free meals

[ig-88r]

Jesús H Christ, look at the time it is

[king-cracker]

i dont get it

[sss]

[neckkiss]

American Psycho