Hi.

Welcome to this mess :•)

[catchymemes]

[yeoldenews]

A few of the more creative spellings of Christmas I’ve come across while looking for Dear Santa letters in old newspapers this year.

[beggars-opera]

[389]

Laura Makabresku

[kosmogrl]

"it gets easier with time" have you ever considered I want it to be easy now?

[kosmogrl]

real

[catchymemes]

[butchfagminotaur]

i'm both dumber and smarter than you think so don't underestimate me because i'm actually smart about a lot of stuff but also don't be surprised if i'm dumb about some other stuff hope that helps

[afterword]

idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol

[wahoo-shem]

One time when I was younger I was refusing to take headache medicine and my mom said “the person who invented that medicine is probably so sad you won’t let them help you” and now every time I find myself denying medicine I just imagine the saddest scientist making those big wet eyes like “why won’t you let me help” and whoop then I take the medicine

[glowcowboy]

they should invent a mother who is normal and says normal things and has normal interactions with her child

[fairycosmos]

unfortunately if you are an old friend of mine i will always care about you no matter what even if we haven't seen each other in forever because i still remember what you were like 7 years ago and i still remember how it felt to be young with you and i still have a lot of love for you in the back of my mind

[paramoregf]

whatever i literally dont care 😎 <- cares so much that it feels like my organs are tearing themselves apart in my chest

[paramoregf]

whatever i literally dont care 😎 <- cares so much that it feels like my organs are tearing themselves apart in my chest

[lmaonade]

society is jumping the gun big time why the fuck are we developing AI and robots and shit brother we don't even have printers or vacuums that aren't dogshit CAN we dial it back

[gideonisms]

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

[stuckinapril]

Been letting go of people without necessarily villainizing them. I don’t need to tell myself “they’re a bad person” “don’t know how to handle my emotions” “have xyz negative traits” “a total asshole without any redeeming qualities” to be able to arrive at the conclusion that maybe that certain person would not be a very healthy addition to my life. Idk growing up and maturing has come w seeing other people not though the lens of “u bad me good,” but more so through “we’re all imperfect in our own ways, and I can still acknowledge the good in you even as I decide it’s best to part ways.” People will always be tricky to navigate, it’s just a matter of asking yourself “do I have the capacity or time for this? Is this worth it?” and the answer can still be no even if the person you’re removing from your life isn’t an evil caricature of who they actually are

[exitwound]

I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me

[lalalychee]

Due to the Unfortunate!

We are deeply out of Onions!

[charlesoberonn]