loved the very specific fuckery with "gendered" terms this chapter
reminder that gendered terms should be fucked with as often as possible and aren't cages you need to lock yourself or anyone else in
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@thepurplesagezinzolin
loved the very specific fuckery with "gendered" terms this chapter
reminder that gendered terms should be fucked with as often as possible and aren't cages you need to lock yourself or anyone else in
At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun
Not fucking really
Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.
Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.
Quotes said to me by kids today
D- Eat dong! J- Ahh! (Scared) J- I took laxitives! D- Now take jaxitives! (A pun off of j's name) D- 100 times challenge! The butt! D- Inhale my pasta D- would you like some tomato sauce J-oh god that's going to far D-an unknown species of constipation D-hashtag poop trooper
thepurplesagezinzolin:
“I thought you were 15-17 years old at most. You will have to catch me if you want to put me back in jail.” Zinzolin took off running, but he wasn’t very fast because he was getting old and had been in jail unable to run much for quiet a while.
“You sure you’re not going to want to borrow my inhaler?” Cheren shouted after him, releasing his Bouffalant to do all the running for him.
Zinzolin was quickly caught by the Bouffalant. "You may have stopped Team Plasma, but we'll be back to take over again." Zinzolin laid down, tired.
((Mun is going to sleep for the night, she'll be back later. Feel free to leave asks for Zinzolin over night.))
thepurplesagezinzolin:
Zinzolin looked confused. “I guess your gym being a child repellent would explain why no gym trainers stopped me when I walked in. Anyway, if you really wanted to make a dentist themed gym you could actually make it pretty exciting and maybe even less repellent to children. Team Plasma could always help you with that because apparently we and our frigate were not repellent enough to children to keep you and your friends from interfering with our plans.”
“…I’m in my twenties, you old fart.”
“You’re going back to jail.”
"I thought you were 15-17 years old at most. You will have to catch me if you want to put me back in jail." Zinzolin took off running, but he wasn't very fast because he was getting old and had been in jail unable to run much for quiet a while.
thepurplesagezinzolin:
Zinzolin produced a piece of paper from somewhere in his robes and began to read aloud “Cheren will quit being a Pokemon trainer to be a dentist if you show him some nice teeth. Signed Colress.” He finished reading the paper and shrugged at Cheren. “I personally would have gone a different route, but orders from another Plasma leader take priority.”
“…Well, they are pretty nice,” Cheren said, scanning the paper. “But joke’s on all of you. All us Gym Leaders here in Unova hold second jobs. Nothing preventing me from becoming a dentist Gym Leader.”
“Although the Gym would need remodeling. And somehow be even more repellent to children than it is now.”
Zinzolin looked confused. "I guess your gym being a child repellent would explain why no gym trainers stopped me when I walked in. Anyway, if you really wanted to make a dentist themed gym you could actually make it pretty exciting and maybe even less repellent to children. Team Plasma could always help you with that because apparently we and our frigate were not repellent enough to children to keep you and your friends from interfering with our plans."
thepurplesagezinzolin:
“It is all part of Team Plasma’s greater plan.” Zinzolin paused for a moment and then whispered, “yes… I broke out for this.”
“…You really are a disgusting old man, aren’t you?”
“I have to admit, though, it’s pretty tame for Plasma. You could’ve at least filled it with pornographic magazines and tried to get me fired or something. What are the teeth accomplishing?”
Zinzolin produced a piece of paper from somewhere in his robes and began to read aloud "Cheren will quit being a Pokemon trainer to be a dentist if you show him some nice teeth. Signed Colress." He finished reading the paper and shrugged at Cheren. "I personally would have gone a different route, but orders from another Plasma leader take priority."
thepurplesagezinzolin replied to your post: “¦Somebody want to own up to the fifty pairs of chattering teeth in my…”:
((Crack rp between zinzolin and Cheren?))
“You broke out of prison for THIS?!”
"It is all part of Team Plasma's greater plan." Zinzolin paused for a moment and then whispered, "yes... I broke out for this."
((My tag doesn’t seem to be working, like, it won’t update. It could just be because I only have a phone that I can use and tumblr mobile isn’t that great. So if you recently tagged me in something, or you do tag me in something, please send a message just to make sure I know. Thanks!))
ALOT OF M!A's for Muse and Mun pLEASE DO THIS OMG
Not the mun: Mun and muse switch places for 2 days
Russian Roulette: Muse is given a gun with one bullet that must be used to shoot someone/something of Mun's choosing. Ends when shot is executed.
Mute Mun: Mun cannot speak. The Muse must speak for the Mun in OOC posts, tags, and such other forms of Mun communication (exceptions; Chatzy, Skype) for twelve hours.
You Ruined Everything: Congratulations! Your muse is now a parent! (Anon decides the other parent, if any.) However, they aren't quite sure how to cope with this new-found parenthood.
Mundane: The Mun must tell the truth for two days
Not The Mun: The mun will say or do the complete opposite of what they normal would say or do in OOC posts. (Yes, you may write underneath in a SMALL paragraph what you actually mean, in such a case you need to clarify something with a friend.)
Opposite Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character the complete opposite of your current Muse. (Can be either from same fandom and OC or so or different fandom.)
Old Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character you have Role Played before. (If this if your first muse, then you may deny the M!A.)
Artificial Heart: The muse no longer feels emotions- no pain, no anger, no rage. They simply become an apathetic shell. Can be broken early if something strong enough manages to break their "emotional inhibitor."
Re: Your Brains: Your muse is now a zombie and really just wants to eat people's brains. Fortunately for the muse, they have a bit higher IQ than your average zombie, so they've realized that going around and yelling "BRAINS" isn't going to do much. Rather, they'll go door-to-door, asking people for their brains. Much more civilized.
Unknown Muse: Role Play, for one day, a character you know absolutely nothing about. (You may research a bit of your character before beginning.)
Silver and Cold: The world just isn't the same, is it? It's so cruel and grey, there just isn't any point anymore... Muse is now suicidal for six hours
Oh gosh no: Muse and Mun are now do everything together for 3 days
Technologic: Muse is turned into a robot.
?yako uoy erA: Muse is cursed to speak backwards.
I'm Melting!: Muse cannot stop bleeding from the mouth, nose, or eyes (anon's choice). Muse cannot pass out from blood loss.
Frozen to the Core: Muse becomes extremely cold natured and seeks any form of warmth.
Eleanor Rigby: Muse can no longer be seen or heard by others for (anon decides).
Nowhere Man: Muse is stranded on an island for (anon decides) until they get rescued.
Jack the Ripper: Muse has been attacked by something that obviously has no sense of mercy. They are beaten, bloody, and left for dead someplace abandoned. Lasts until someone comes to the rescue... Or finishes the job.
Just Shut Up!: Muse hears voices in their head. Anon can pick whose voice it is.
Othello: Your muse thinks his/her lover is cheating on them with their best friend for 24 h.
Pretend it's a Video Game: Level up! Your muse is now a video game character. It lasts for 5 days.
Lights: Turn the lights on! Your muse has a sudden addiction to lights. All lights are beautiful. Must look at lights. Lasts a full week.
Bikinis and Big Booties Y'all: Whoo! For one entire night, your muse suddenly wants to get drunk and party.
Overprotective: Muse becomes obsessive of the person Anon chooses.
Heartache: Muse feels a sharp pain in their chest every time they think of their lover (or someone/thing they love) for___.
Winter's Tale: Your muse is frozen and can’t move but they can hear and see fine for ___.
Afraid of Your Own Shadow: Muse is unnaturally skittish and afraid of everything around them for 24 hours.
Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
Alone: Your character believes they are abandoned and left for dead. If someone is in the room with them, they are heard in an echo.
Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week
Aurora: You just can’t stay awake for long, can you? It’s a curse that can only be broken the old fashioned way. Better get that kiss before you can’t open your eyes again.
Bad: Muse becomes a “bad boy/girl” for (Anon decides duration)
Chained up: For 10 hours, your muse will find themselves bound by chains. They can either have a savior or a torturer.
Chibi: Stuck as a chibi- adorable, but only 2'4'' in height...
Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)
Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
Dream: Muse will have a wet Dream about the next muse on their Dash
Dreams: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
Esmeralda: What a fantastic dancer you are, you wonderful muse, you. Why don’t you show off your talents on the pole? I hear they’re a sight.
Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.
Happy Days: Muse is forced to keep permanent smile for 24 hours.
Have a ball: For the next (x) hours, your muse is ballgagged and cannot talk
Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
Love: Muse will be in love with (Anon decides) for 2 days
On My Own: Muse is lost, and will wkander around _______ (Anon specifies place) until someone finds them and brings them home.
Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
Pretty Please: My Character must grant favours of anyone who asks. So long as they say please. (Anon decides duration)
Rapunzel: Trapped in a tower, high above the world, it’s a lonely thing, and you are so bored. But it seems you’ve a visitor. Time to convince them to take you on an adventure.
Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
Say You'll Haunt Me: Muse is a ghost, whom can only be seen if they want to be. Lasts 10 posts
Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 10 posts
S-S-Stop!: Muse develops a bad stutter for 24 hours.
Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
Touch: Everyone you touch is under your command and at your disposal for the next (Anon decides duration). Use it well.
What Are You, Chicken?: Muse gets the chicken pox. Anon decides if there are any magical side effects for 24 hours.
Once you receive this tell five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your followers (non-negotiable) (positivity is good)
((I like my hair it's pretty and curly. I like that I enjoy learning and it comes easily to me, I also like my eyes because they change color and I like my glasses that I have to wear they look nice and my eyebrows frame them perfectly.))
I saw someone who really looked JUST like you Zinzolin and he looked at me really peacefully and he wore a long purple coat with really thick white hair and boots!!!
"Really? You may have seen me but I usually stay in so I won't get caught by Looker for being in Team Plasma. It is amazing that you probably found my double. If you have pictures I would be interested to see."
does the admin of this blog ship Ghetsis and Zinzolin? just curious
((Okay so I'm really sorry about this but I have to say this... I cannot interact with any Ghetsis because every time I do some people try to force the ship on them and it's horrible for everyone involved. I personally do ship it but I don't involve other rp blogs in it because they end up being forced into it and it's terrible to watch and I can't stop the anons from attacking them. I appreciate all my followers but please please don't force the ship onto other blogs!!! It doesn't work out and it makes huge problems I know that they don't mean to but it does. I'm super sorry!!))
Tbh there are so many mutuals that I wanna talk to or at least get closer w this year yknow???? Honestly if we are mutuals n u wanna get to kno me just talk to me pleas!!!! New year new friends.. I love all of u. I like talking to my mutuals
Zinzolin! How do you feel about winter coming soon? Are you prepared?
"I am not excited for winter, but I am prepared as I can be with Ghetsis putting a limit on the type of Pokemon I can train." Zinzolin sighed. "I'd like to train at least one fire type, but I'm not allowed to. Ghetsis fears that if I make my own team I could defeat him."