[hannigraham]

I was looking at selfie sticks on amazon and i think this review is so sweet and cute

[bisexualwario]

[powerjock]

Nicole is going to steal your fucking organs

[baking-soda]

SOMEONE IN NEW YORK ADOPT SAMMY AND GIVE HIM A HOME BEFORE HE GETS KILLED TOMORROW. what a perfect halloween pal. “he is beyond adorable, very wiggly and impossibly sweet.” HE WILL BE UR OWN TEDDY BEAR BUDDY. GIVE HIM A HOME AND LOTS OF KISSES FROM ME.

[sashayed]

“He is full of love and gives kisses generously and softly, flops over for belly rubs, always makes soft eye contact, frequently props his paws up to solicit attention, and is sure that he fits perfectly on the nearest lap.” please help this lovebug it is urgent

[lesbianrustcohle]

someone is going to save him!

[sashayed]

YAY SAMMY YAY SAMMY’S HERO

[sashayed]

Guys, I’m so sorry to do this but Sammy’s adoption fell through and he’s back on the “to be destroyed” list for tomorrow (11/03). He is a sweet gentle floppy wiggly baby and he deserves better. Please boost, especially if you know someone looking for a best friend in Brooklyn!

[castlesprincess]

Save Sammy

[morbidology]

Sammy and Dotty are both still available for adoption. They are now listed as SUPER URGENT! Please reblog.

[thexfiles]

bad thing: happens brain: 👏 KILL 👏 YOUR 👏 WHOLE 👏 ENTIRE 👏 SELF 👏

[thequeen-sav]

Can we see your tits

Lmao nothing like getting right to the point

[itquiet-deactivated20240530]

[thequeen-sav]

U ever just sit back and wonder which ex you're most embarrassed about?? Lmao

[d9]

[eternally-ari]

[whothehellisharry1-deactivated2]

Trying to explain to your family members why homophobia/racism/islamophobia are wrong

[eliaes-deactivated20160508]

[listen2futurefunk-deactivated20]

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

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[woodmeat]

creampieguy99

[woodmeat]

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

[b0omhauer]

[fiftythreecrimes]

[thequeen-sav]

@facetiousfossa

[studyswifts-blog]

Not sure whether to use ‘affect’ or ‘effect’?

Affect is the Action

Effect is the End result

[stockhlmsyndrome]

[outwiththeoldshit-deactivated20]

Don’t Be That Guy.

[caitlinhill]

Great campaign! Great point!

[cliffordpanties-blog]

signal boosting the shit out of this

[ani-oppa-san]

you can never NOT reblog this