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..Yeah, I went on a date in New York.

I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.

creepyuncledon-deactivated20180

sleepbby

future apartment goals:

- small but not cramped - balcony - has a bath + shower - big kitchen - good wifi - big windows - located close to a 24/7 corner store

luxgalador

the bar is…… so low?

posteriortolife

and yet it’s nearly impossible

frankenfemme-deactivated2015050

Talkative/Overly Friendly White woman at the Farmers Market

lolsomeone-actually

OMG

onlydadjokes

I asked my nephew how old his dad was and he replied “six”. I said how can he only be six if you’re six?

He said “because he’s only been a dad since I was born”

iwannabeadored

hey since I just told a friend this and they found it helpful: if you’re having hallucinations and are having trouble distinguishing what’s real and what’s not, use your phone’s camera and take a picture of the thing you might be hallucinating. cameras don’t hallucinate.

iwannabeadored

hey maybe reblog this for other neurodivergent people to see please?

flamboyantjunkrat-deactivated20

sometimes ur own hallucinations may show up on camera or on a recording if its an auditory hallucination, so if ur unsure and have someone you trust, you can try sending the picture or recording to them and asking them what they see/hear too!!

mercy-misrule

I’ve only ever had like three or four instances of visual hallucinations but a friend who has them regularly

says that the way she checks is that she takes off her glasses, and if the image is still in perfect focus, that’s a hallucination

that might not work for everyone, but it might be helpful for some!

waylaidbyspace

When I thought I was hearing a roommate/family member in the next room and thought they were talking to me, and couldn’t tell if they were actually in there or not and if they were actually saying those things (and usually the things they were saying were pretty bizarre and mean), if I put on headphones and blasted music and could still hear them clearly then I could tell it wasn’t them and I was hallucinating (so bascially similar to the eyeglasses post above, but on the auditory side of things). Headphones and music are great for fact-checking or for helping to block the quieter things out.

floozys-deactivated20180908

daniel radcliffe: *tries his best to widen his horizons and take on various interesting and different roles*

me: look at the harry potter man go

trippingeyes

vices&virtues + opening lines

colorfeels

Took a bunch of candles from my church’s Christmas service because I am CRIMINAL

MERRY CHRISTMAS SUCKAS LIGHT IT UP

playgrounder

But my friend you left so early! Surely something slipped your mind… You forgot I gave these also! Would you leave the best behind?

hygienequeen-deactivated2016021

Ive never laughed so hard at a post

mydeddyalabama

*sips Beyoncé’s lemonade*

shimmerangels-deactivated201804

hypothetical-happiness-blog

teenga

Did you know that you actually can never forget a face? Every single face you’ve ever seen during your life gets stored into your memories, and gets used up later. For example, in dreams your brain can’t just make up a face. Every single face you’ve seen in your dream, you’ve seen somewhere once in your life.

And those strange nightmares you’ve had of those terrible demon like creatures ?

You’ve seen them around too, you just cant remember. You don’t want to remember.

faythemaker

this post started off as a John Green novel and ended as a Stephen King.

manduhify

Book snobs are the worst but I also feel bad for them, like sorry you can’t find joy in a Percy Jackson book or a sappy teen romance novel; you’re missing out on life’s great treasures.