1v1 me bro

bring it ya dingus

[jamiatt-deactivated20201227]

oh my god

[overnightmask]

delete the rest of the internet and leave only this video

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

[no-mi-torta]

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

goodbye i had to watch this three times to figure out what was going on

[excima]

i’m the friend

[pocketcucco]

i can fix this

[higheramerica]

THUG LIFE!

[underthepalmsweare-deactivated2]

I WENT THRU 51 PAGES OF MY OWN TAGS TO FIND THIS

[misdreavus]

[bitchspell]

I need this here

[giraffepoliceforce]

[billboard-charts-deactivated201]

i can’t believe i fell for it

[fuzzy-guitar]

This was actually pretty clever

[naruto-uzufuckit]

This is some next generation bullshit fuck me

[makeitearlgrey]

I want you all to know that i hate everyone

[clockworkfps]

Someone should take Photoshop away from me. (x)

[renelaru]

watch the fucking video and try not to laugh i dare you

[fuks]

SKITTLES 

[grassfire]

you ok there lil’ buddy

[174895794758946589465687546857]

addendum please listen to this song while watching this gif

[immortalinfernalengines]

click the link.

[babybluestan]

just click the link

[raccoonhands-blog]

IOH MY GOD

[esunamorreal]

[annalanelenore]

Cats.

[ebunnnny]

THE FUCKING LAST ONE

[cutebronto]

[zorobro]

Deep-Dish Chocolate Chip Cookie for One

 Ingredients (1 serving):

1 Tbsp unsalted butter, at room temperature

½ Tbsp unrefined granulated sugar, such as evaporated cane juice

½ Tbsp packed light brown sugar

1 Tbsp beaten egg, preferably organic (cover & chill remaining beaten egg for tomorrow’s cookie cup… you will be making another one!)

tiny splash pure vanilla extract

2 1/2 Tbsp whole wheat pastry flour (can substitute with 3:1 of cake flour and all purpose flour)

1/8 tsp baking soda

tiny pinch salt

heaping 1 Tbsp grain-sweetened chocolate chips, such as Sunspire

Instructions

In a small ramekin or microwavable cup, combine softened butter and both sugars; stir well with a spoon. Stir in beaten egg and vanilla extract. Stir in flour, baking soda, and salt just until combined. Stir in chocolate chips.

Microwave on high for 35-40 seconds. Let cookie rest at room temperature for about 10 seconds before devouring.

Nutritional Information:

253.2 calories, 13.8 grams fat, 8.4 grams saturated fat, 2.9 grams fiber, 17.5 grams sugars, 2.4 grams protein

[tastefullyoffensive]

Cats Who Have Had Enough [via] Previously: Cats Taking Selfies, Derpy Cats

[tolkien-shitposting]

[thequeenofthepeasants]

I used to hate coffee but now I'm chugging 3 shots of espresso like no tomorrow

[bigbardafree]

I hate when people casually discuss superheroes because I’m sitting in the corner with KNOWLEDGE and OPINIONS but I just have to smile and be like “haha yeah I like superman too” so I don’t scare anyone

[goldandlights]

oh you saw the new captain america movie? how was it? ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE READY FOR THIS CONVERSATION ARE YOU REALLY SURE

[thecatdogblog]

Umm, yeah, what’s your return policy on broken dogs? I don’t think mine is functioning properly. [x]

[insanecorgi]

Nobility defined.