best friend!iii that always annoys and ragebaits you but as soon as he notices you're not laughing anymore is the actual sweetest and caring man on earth. you'll forgive him after he grovels. if anyone else takes the piss on you though, he's already paying attention. the moment you're the slightest bit uncomfortable or he hears anything out of line he's biting their heads off. chaotic, spontaneous, best friend!iii that grounds you when your whole world's a mess, reassuring you that everything will be alright the best way he knows how—making you laugh. he can break through your pessimism and flip that frown in the way only he can. you'd be laughing so hard you'd cry, holding on to each other, leaning on his arm, until you're out of breath. reliable, won't ever judge you, supportive, honest, caring best friend!iii. "yes, that dress doesn't look good on you. but what about that one, babe?" you're shit-faced drunk? he'll drive you home even when he has to get out of bed to get to you at ungodly hours of the morning. "no, love, please—you could do better than that twat." yes of course you should TOTALLY pursue that thing you've always wanted to do. sometimes, you think that he believes in you more than you believe in yourself. you are working yourself to the bone? he will make you rest. or take a walk with him. or feed you snacks. "your eyeballs are gonna melt out of your skull if you're gonna keep looking at that screen." best friend!iii as the best example of true unconditional love in your life.
