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@theratsareatitagain
do you think Elon musk actually tried to do the Nazi salute
PSHH! He definitely wasn't doing that one salute that everybody thinks of when you make that specific gesture. twice. No no, he was doing ANOTHER salute that no one had heard of prior to today!! We simply must agree that this is what he was doing, and not the really obvious thing that makes more sense given all of the context and pretext and subtext.
2025 better be my year or else ill be on the news
you guys made luigi mangione trend for days and I need to see the same energy for brianna boston. she is a 43 year old mother of three who ended a phone call with blue cross blue shield (after being denied a claim) “delay deny depose, you people are next” and is now being held under a 100,000$ bond and could face FIFTEEN years of prison if charged. she has no weapons, her record is clean, and yet she is being held behind bars. they are afraid of the public and are trying to subdue. do not let them!!!! be outraged that our freedom of speech is being threatened!!!!! deny defend depose! free brianna boston!
The yearn to be known and to be loved… its devastating…
I know its against tumblr culture to have your name as your username bc of porn bots but i yearn to be known.. what if my irl friends want to know my funny thoughts and cant find my account because they wouldnt assume theratsareatitagain would be Oriah..
Quick reminder of what lubes are safe with what toys!
#1 rule!! Do NOT mix a silicone lubricant with a silicone toy because that can damage the toy and cause bacteria to grow! Same with coconut oil
Coconut oil is a great lubricant for skin to skin contact! It is not condom or silicone toy safe! Totally safe with ABS plastic, metal and glass toys
Water based is great all around! No toy you can’t use it with. Main draw backs are that as it’s water based it dries out so you may have to reapply more than a silicone lubricant but it can be reactivated with saliva pretty easily. It can also get a little sticky which is not a great textural experience for some people. (My top brands I would recommend if you have issues with sticky textures is WaterSlide and Pjur med sensitive glide, which is also a wonderful lubricant if you’re more sensitive to infections)
Silicone lubricants are wonderful because they stick around quite a bit longer than water based lubricants. As stated before they should NOT be mixed with silicone toys as it can destroy the material and make it easier for bacteria to grow. (Uber lube has stated that their silicone lubricant is toy safe but… i have my doubts. Reviews are mixed so use at your own discretion.)
If you want a lube that is right in the middle, sticks around for a bit while also being toy safe (ish) then a hybrid lubricant is a good way to go. It’s a mixture of both silicone and water based which is a great middle ground. Most hybrid lubricants have tested toy safe but I would recommend doing a quick google search if you’re unsure if a hybrid lubricant is safe for a silicone toy or not.
If you’re wanting a good lubricant for anal play then you should go for a lubricant that has relaxing agents in it. Intimate earth has some really wonderful anal relaxing lubricants. Do not use a numbing jell, you won’t be able to distinguish slight discomfort for actual pain. A relaxing agent just helps ease the sphincter muscles.
Flavored lubricants are a fun way to spice up oral play as most are vaginal safe because most are not made with any glucose are sugars that cause those infections. Some are so it’s always good to check the bottle to make sure it states it’s not made with any glycerins or parabens. My top recommendation would be Jo Gelato Lubricants, their decadent chocolate tastes like actual chocolate it’s kind of insane.
Thanks for coming to my ted talk
When I told my psychiatrist I worked at an adult shop he said “okay I see you” and ive been thinking about that for a while
If they ever do decide to put Shane as a guest on Puppet History, they should hire someone to have the opposite voice as Shane's and then spend the entire episode with no one acknowledging it except Ryan and they all gaslight him into thinking that's what the Professor always sounded like and then the next episode Shane goes back to being the Professor and once again no one acknowledges it aside from Ryan.
The rats….
Specific Barbie references in the Barbie movie (2023) based on the promo and teaser trailer (so far)
Margot Robbie as Barbie - 1959 Ponytail Barbie Doll (The first barbie doll)
Emerald Fennell as Midge - 2003 Midge and Baby (BANNED FROM WALMART!)
Issa Rae as President Barbie - 2020 Candidate doll from the Barbie Campaign Team Set
Michael Cera as Allan - 1964 Allan Doll (He's Ken's Buddy!)
(Unsure) Dua Lipa as Blue-Haired Mermaid (potentially Nori from Mermaidia (2006) , or Dreamtopia (2017-2018)
Kate McKinnon as messed up, played with chewed feet Barbie Doll (Transcends time and generations)
#Barbie (2023)
People I met for a few moments that live in my head forever.
A moment of light during the siege
I made a baby blanket for a pregnant woman at work and I went back and forth about it like “is this weird? To like hand make something for someone when we’re like friendly acquaintances not like bffs. God why are you so fucking awkward.” Anyway I gave it to her and she said she loved it and in the back of my head I’m like yea she’s nice and probably just humoring the weirdo. Well she texted me a picture this weekend of a scrunchy faced newborn at the hospital wrapped in the blanket I made her. And I’m like. Wow. She loved it so much she took it with her! To the hospital! To give birth! She wrapped her newborn it! I am just so filled with love and joy right now.
People will love the things you make them. Because you thought of them and you cared.
Tons more at the source!
