Bard of Pie

Too weird to live, too rare to die. A Filthy stoner hippie that lives in the Kruger Park south africa. Their are 5 things i love in this world. Animals, Weed, Food, People and Nerdy stuff. If you are/have or share any of the aforementioned goods or items come talk to me and let me eat/smoke/snuggle it or you. If you don't like any of the aforementioned goods.... *Waves hand* You want to go home and re think your life.

[ignisgayentia]

[petr1kov]

keeping up with the american elections while not being american like

[catsvines]

[geardrops]

unmute this

[officialfrenchtoast]

amazing

[snapbacksandtattoozz]

Wtf 😂😂

[firebendxr]

BUT GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS

[scribblekin]

Hey you remember that huge ass log Ash ran with and tossed in that one episode? Well I calculated how much the log weighs, if you're interested.

You have my attention

[frostbytemyrik]

I decided to start from the scene where the Bagon originally landed on the log.

Okay, was about to land on it. Point is, it’s the same log Ash threw. Now, Bagon is about 2 ft tall, and since he’s directly above the log, I can get an accurate measurement.

(That was as good as I could get on iPhone Photoshop.) Okay, so the log is 6.5 Bagons long. Multiplying that by two, it’s 13 feet. Now, the calculator I was using required diameter on both ends. I’d say the log’s diameter is fairly consistent all the way around, so I only needed to find one end. For that, I used this image.

The Bagon is a bit far away, but I think the log has roughly the diameter of the height of a Bagon. Two feet, which translates to 24 inches.

Now if you have looked at the top, there was only one thing left I needed to input. Doing some further episode watching, I found the trees in the area looked similar to cottonwood trees. (No image available because I was a tired shit from doing all of that math and bad Photoshopping, so I didn’t take a picture. The episode is called Pinch Healing if you are a tree expert and want to see for yourself. Also, keep in mind that I am anything but a tree expert. All I did were a few Google searches.) So I put in that the tree was cottonwood, and here is the result:

Satoshi/Ash Ketchum, a ten year old boy, almost effortlessly picked up, ran with, and tossed a log that weighed an astounding 1,385 pounds (or about 628.23 kilograms)!

[scribblekin]

1,385 pounds

[groovyghost]

[bukoya-reblogs]

The strongest Pokemon we never knew

[andisupreme]

[phuijl]

Surely by now, we all know this boy goes to the gym

[flighttune]

Technically he goes to several gyms

[tabbibeard-deactivated20160428]

how does he even let team rocket steal his pikachu at this point when he could break their sternums with his index finger

[mala-sadas]

I REGRET EVERY INSULT I’VE EVER SAID ABOUT ASH IN MY LIFE

[mattysones]

i heard ash ketchum has an 8 pack, that ash ketchum is shredded

[ken-nigghoul]

[ciryes]

KIDS REACT TO:

Order 66

[sheikhzahir-deactivated20160528]

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The world @ America.

[backtoabnormal-deactivated20180]

So many things kill me in this video:

1. How she just tappin random buttons in the beginning

2. How she says “I am confusion”

3. The way she says “explain”

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[macleod]

A new study released by the Entertainment Software Association has revealed that adult women now occupy the largest demographic in the gaming industry. Women over 18 made up a whopping 36 percent of the gaming population, followed by adult men at 35 percent.

Teenage boys, who are often stereotyped as the biggest gamers, now lag far behind their older female counterparts, making up just 17 percent of the gaming demographic. (x)

[kumagawa]

how do white people think like this

[laurenmichelle310]

[biancha-j]

[veryharam]

I wanna use the @ button so bad

[lorelaimulder]

[skywalkerss-blog]

[jotaaro-blog]

#except for you #since you murdered most of them

[fatmanda]

[im-lil-g-deactivated20150910]

fuck it

[cheese24k]

[irishsub-deactivated20130602]

Two girls, one piano. Warning: Awesome.

Oh wow these girls are brilliant.

[jessycanhasblog]

These girls: 1 Tom Hanks: 0

[wildncuzimcubed]

Toccata and Fugue in D Minor | Johann Sebastian Bach.

[hatingeverything]

I wonder how long it took to practice this shit

[hungrylikethewolfie]

DRIFT COMPATIBLE, BABY

[roachpatrol]

i just want to zip back in time and show this video to Bach like look at this shit some day hundreds of years in the future there will be a gigantic flat piano made of lightning and processed dinosaur juice and two future girls will be so passionate and talented that they play your song by dancing it out and people all over the world will see it and be so fucking excited isn’t that the coolest thing ever