abby

[cannibalchicken]

[kyatra]

seeing a black and white cow is always so damn awesome it’s like Hey i know that guy.from my kindergarten abcs

[heartseeker]

“kill them with kindness” Wrong. CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆

[jevilcore]

Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me

[wolfyonweed]

lookout i saw this on tiktok. you’ve become a tiktok tumblr post. nyeaheheheh i am like a BANSHEE that comes bearing BAD news she isn’t responsible for in a MENACING voice

[jevilcore]

The wave of dread that flowed through my body is immeasurable thanks man

[childofchorus]

[lakesbian]

[through tears] i miss worm

[ashleyetc]

-the late bird

[bettedavisgf]

cat purrs are so funny they’re like hello i need everyone to know. that i am cozy

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[doccywhomst]

[thatsmissing]

[madderhatter]

[rochastocade]

[heedra]

fireball whiskey can be put in milk to make FIRE MILK

eat some protein if you are feeling FATIGUED

visit garage sales if you want to find DEALS ON BELT SANDERS

what we'll learn next week is still shrouded in darkness

[funeraldisco]

beautiful women named library hold ready keep messaging me

[fluorescentbrains]

citationless behavior

[mircalla]

email is short for evil mail

[sleaterkinnie-deactivated202412]

can they make a being hydrated that doesn't have you pissing at emergency levels every 34 minutes

[swarnpert]

you know that quote "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" bc that's how i feel whenever i have a lysol wipe in my hand

[coughloop]

[yournewcryptid]

Math is really tiring, im so glad i finally get to relax and do some knitting and crochet and i oh god oh my what the fuck

[massivetittiesandwarcrimes]