It's Ya Girl

Hi! I'm Sou, it's nice to have you here! I like to write about stuff that should have happened but never did. All sorts of trash. Hope you enjoy!

[sangriazouis]

attached are also numbers for worldwide suicide hotlines. please reach out for help if you’re feeling hopeless.

[canwriteitbetterthanueverfeltit]

ICE has been ordered to release children but they're the ones who get to decide if they release their parents as well or if they're just throwing these kids out, so please at the very least sign this petition

[soupfulness]

for @flowermaki ☜（ﾟ∀ﾟ☜）eyyy

[therealchoreanese]

I just caught up on lookism and I have...so many feelings I would like a webtoons buddy to scream about them with pls 🥺

[deboracabral]

“for wheat is wheat, even if people think it’s a grass in the beginning.”

Amazing tattoo commission for @inevitable-dawn

[therealchoreanese]

hi just found your hironette fic and im so excited for the next update!! keep it up

thank you!! I’ve been awfully slow about getting chapter three up, I know, but with luck I’ll have it posted by the end of the week :) I’m so glad you like it!

[therealchoreanese]

Can I be tagged in your hironette story? I really like it

Sure thing! I know I’m slow on updating, but I’ll add you to the list no prob :)

[cryptocism]

cassie must give real good hugs huh

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was in grade 5 some kid told me the song “wake me up when september ends” was about 9/11 and i believed him until like three years ago

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i cried so hard when we watched the lion king in first grade that my teacher called my parents and sent me home early

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in high school i was questioned by the principal over drug use because i accidentally left my notebook in the bathroom and a teacher opened it to a drawing of an anime character saying “all i want for christmas is weed” but really i was a repressed nerd and never smoked a weed in my life

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i made a joke about anal fissures in front of my extremely religious roommate and i thought she was gonna yell at me but instead she asked what an anal fissure was

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought hatsune miku was a real person 

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

in grade 8 i got in trouble for saying vagina in science class so the teacher made me fill out this stupid discipline worksheet and one of the questions was “how do i feel about what i did” 

i answered “good”

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i thought making out meant having sex until someone told me i was a fucking idiot

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

when i was younger i didnt know how itunes worked and instead of buying the smash mouth shrek song i accidentally bought an orchestral cover instead

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

i lowkey shit myself in the middle of an exam and i dont wanna talk about it

[blackgirlsvevo]

pixar really had to hardcore yank tony’s ‘i smoke a line of cocaine behind the school dumpster during second period’ character design to replace it with a facetuned love interest from a disney channel original movie . u already kno some pixar director mustve went back to the source material and noticed tony’s busted ass face and they had to scrap that shit immediately . he was literally too ugly to allow even a trace of his original face associate w/ the masterpiece they were abt to be making . rebooted his whole ass face then gave him his dark turtleneck and called it a day smh . mess

[blackgirlsvevo]

i’m screaming at the people reblogging this and saying that new tony is generic and old tony had some “character” like why do you people think that a man being ugly means he has personality . tony circa 2004 looks like he’d piss in the bushes outside your mom’s house and new tony looks like he’d wait 57 minutes for his food at a restaurant and still be nice to the waiter because they’re “just doing their best”. accept that pixar pulled the gag of the century and gave us the tony we deserve

[blackgirlsvevo]

pixar, completely remodeling tony’s clapped face: fuck a bitch named consistent character design and maintenance of the integrity of the original work. new tony is going to look like he would pay $60 for a gram of weed whether you losers like it or NOT

[pussysoupforthesoul-deactivated]

old tony stans lil pump 

[therealchoreanese]

Do you have any headcanons for As Luck Would Have It? I've been curious about the behind the scenes things. Thanks!

omg i’m so happy you asked!! a LOT of backstory went into this, and hopefully this can bide me some time while i work on chapter three. i know it’s been a while since i’ve updated, but inspiration isn’t so hot and college has been a bitch :’) so enjoy in the meantime!!

 so both Marinette and Hiro are eighteen-going-nineteen, obviously, because i don’t feel right giving kids younger than me the tension i want to write

Hiro shares an apartment with Go-Go, Wasabi, and Honey Lemon...not with Fred because he’s got that big-ass mansion of his, but Fred has a key to the place and pretty much spends all his free time there

i imagine that by the time he’s eighteen, Hiro is such a confident sarcastic smug piece of shit LMFAO, but he’s really so kind and he shows it more in actions than words. can’t be smooth for shit when he’s trying to be genuine and real though.

Hiro does almost all the cooking. like duh. He grew up with Aunt Cass! Of course she isn’t going to let him wander off without knowing shit about the kitchen. Honey Lemon is second best because it’s really not that different from chem, Wasabi is the worst because he takes FOREVER in measurements and tries to make the end result pretty rather than anything else. Go-Go can only cook a few select things that are super easy and don’t take much effort, like fried rice and things like that

i’m inputting characters from other shows as a tribute, and so that Marinette won’t be completely lonely in school. She’s going to meet Juniper Lee and Jake Long, and grow close to them. Jake in particular, because they’re both half-Chinese and I really want to expand on that being one myself. This will result in some jealousy on Hiro’s part :) 

sad to say but Hiro does not have a tooth gap anymore. I know it’s hard to imagine but...do your best

Aunt Cass approves of Marinette SO MUCH. A cute girl who knows patisserie and fashion and puts red bean in everything?? Cass would send her off with free pastries in an attempt to play wingman for Hiro...and would also pull out the baby albums 

Hiro is also lowkey insecure...because sure he’s got friends and all, but they used to be his brother’s first, and he doesn’t want to be a replacement. He knows they love him, and that they’re a team, but he feels like there’s a divide that will always place him under ‘best friend’s little brother’ or ‘team leader’

THAT BEING SAID, Hiro will also be getting some new friends!! Danny Fenton and Rex Salazar don’t care that he’s an eighteen-year-old in a master’s program, they just love how funny he is

also...Hiro curses. Like, a lot. He never thought he had it in him, but hey. After watching so many videos of Tadashi cursing at project prototypes, he doesn’t have to worry about Tadashi’s soul screaming at him from heaven. 

At this point all of Mari’s old classmates know she’s Ladybug, because of a crisis that happened leading to the defeat of Hawkmoth. In any case, she is completely over Adrien and Luka, and considers both good friends. The boys, as well as others, take turns protecting and patrolling Paris while Marinette is in America. So basically Paris has, like, multiple different Miraculous heroes rotating on a daily basis 

Marinette gets into touch with her chinese side!! i’m so excited for this!! i really wanted to see this in the series but all we got was some mythical asian bullshit. But i imagine Mari has Chinese relatives in San Fransokyo, and she often visits them and learns to cook traditional dishes and learns to play mahjong and just...god i love that idea so fucking much

hiro completely wiped out the botfighting circuit. it’s extinct now. he took downe very single illegal fighter and better like a champ. now even the darkest alleyways are empty - or at least, they should be. but something still slinks around at night.....

[kaiserneko]

[korratea]

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

[marvelousmichaelmidnight]

IN A ROW?

[laurakvstheworld]

oh my god the lipsync on this is so good

[blinkingkills]

i can’t even this is so great.

[i-wadako]

PERFECT LIPSYNC OMG

[leecheedoodles]

I just really wanted to draw a comic with these guys interacting. They all commonly or potentially like/liked Marinette so I feel like they’d have QUITE the friendship lolol

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[therealchoreanese]

So in the second chapter of As Luck Would Have It, you mentioned them teaming up with the Batkids. Is that one of your works or one of someone else's? I'd really like to read it. Also, you now have me addicted to Hironette. And I would like to be added to the tag list if possible. Please.

I don’t have a crossover fic for the bat kids and big hero 6, I just thought that’d be a fun joke to put it, I’m sorry!! But I can definitely put you on the tag list!

[therealchoreanese]

Can I be tagged in As Luck Would Have It? It's awesome!

Sure thing!!

[therealchoreanese]

As Luck Would Have It - Ch. 2

A/N: Second part!! Honestly I was not expecting that so many people would ask to be tagged, or that this many people would love it. Thank you all so much, I hope you enjoy <3 

Chapter 1

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“You’re in a bad mood tonight,” Honey noted as she watched Hiro chop the carrots. She was sitting across the oak-paneled counter from him, peeling tangerines per his request. “What’s wrong?”

“Nothing.”

“Then why are you so . . .” Honey mimed his tense chopping, her face mirroring Hiro’s exact expression: mouth curled down, nose scrunched up in disgruntlement. “Like that?”

Hiro frowned. “I don’t think I was making that kind of face.”

“That’s because I’m not feeling what you’re feeling,” Honey said matter-of-factly. “So of course mine’s isn’t going to be as realistic. Now I’m going to ask again: what’s up?”

“Oolong girl hasn’t visited in the past few days,” Go-Go called from the living room couch; they could only see the back of her head, but the smirk in her voice was evident enough. “Our boy is in looooove.”

Honey gasped. “Awww, is that true? Hiro, you’re sad because you’re pining and lovesick? Oh, you poor thing, you should have told us! I could probably find her for you, you know.”

Hiro rolled his eyes. “I am not in love with her, Honey. I don’t even know anything about her! I mean, she’s cute, yeah, but I just feel really bad about the tea thing. And, Go-Go, we can’t call her ‘Oolong girl’ because of that. If she ever comes back to the cafe and it slips out of me, I’ll never look her in the eye again.”

“We do the same for Wasabi,” Go-Go points out. (Two blocks away at the grocery store, Wasabi sneezes.) “And if you’re not in love, then why are you so hung up on this chick?”

“She just. . .” Hiro paused. “I don’t know. But I feel like I’ve seen her somewhere before. That’s why I want to know her story. There’s this nagging in the back of my head that I know her somehow.”

“Maybe it’s a soulmate thing?” Honey suggested. “You saw her in a dream and now that you’ve actually met, you can reunite! It’s happened before, you know.”

Hiro threw a glare Go-Go’s way. “See what you did? You unleashed the romantic within her. I’m never going to hear the end of this.”

The front door of the apartment unlocked, and Wasabi strolled through, triumphantly holding a grocery bag above his head like a trophy. “I got the chicken!”

Go-Go went for the immediate question. “Wasabi, you like your nickname, right?”

“I tolerate it,” Wasabi corrected, “and only by the barest minimum. Hey, Hiro, where do you want this? In the salad or outside?”

“Outside,” Hiro answered, dumping the carrot slices into a bowl of mixed greens, bell peppers, red onions, and pomegranate. “That’s enough tangerines, Honey, thanks. Can you get me the dressing? It’s in the fridge somewhere.”

“Remind me again why we’re making a celebratory dinner?” Go-Go asked. “We could’ve gone to the cafe and save you all this trouble.”

“”It’s important, Gogo!” Honey Lemon exclaimed as she slid Hiro the bottle of blackberry vinaigrette. “It’s a sign of renewal, our friendship - “

“And it shows us how unhealthy we’re going to be once we’re back at school next Monday,” Wasabi added, tipping the lemon-pepper roast chicken onto a serving plate. “We’re not going to be eating like this every day when we’re stuck in the lab, or up late working on theory papers, or when we accidentally get locked inside a broom closet chasing a runaway project-”

“That happened one time!” Hiro interrupted. “And it was your project I was chasing, Wasabi, so you’re welcome.”

Wasabi raised an eyebrow at Honey. “Why’s the little man so feisty today?”

“Oolong girl,” Honey said with a shrug.

“Ah.” Wasabi nodded sagely. “So he’s in love.”

“Jesus christ,” Hiro muttered. “And to think, I like living with these guys.”

Honey Lemon’s phone beeped, and she perked up. “Oooh, Ladyblog update! Come on, we can watch while we eat. I’ll put it on TV.”

Wasabi and Hiro carried the dishes over to the coffee table while Honey tapped away at the remote. Go-Go scooted to the side to make room for her friends, and they all plopped down to watch the latest interview. It started with a crowd surrounding Chat Noir in the middle of the street, applauding him wildly for his most recent heroic deed.

“Hey, check it out!” Wasabi pointed at the screen. “You can see Fred waving in the background.”

“Hey, Fred.” Hiro waved back. “Hope you’re having fun in Paris.”

“Shhhh!” Honey elbowed Hiro in the ribcage gently. “Alya’s coming on!”

“Chat Noir! Chat Noir!” The camera moved forward, pushing past people until it was fully focused on the superhero. The English subtitles scrolled across the screen as Alya spoke rapid-fire French. “As always, we, the citizens of Paris, are incredibly grateful for your help. But my followers and I have been wondering about something - you’ve been going solo lately. Is Ladybug okay? She’s not hurt, is she? Her fans dearly miss her.”

“No need to worry about my lady, Madame Cesaire,” Chat said smoothly. “With Paris finally free from Hawkmoth, she decided it was time to search elsewhere to fight crime. After all, her yo-yo was the only thing that could purify the akumas - but with them gone, Ladybug felt free from a burden she carried for much too long. So I told her to travel, find another place that needed her help. The other Miraculous and I will continue to hold down the fort here. Please, don’t worry too much about her - I’m sure you’ll be seeing Ladybug on the news soon enough.”

“Did you guys hear that?” Honey’s eyes shone. “Imagine if she came here! Imagine if we teamed up with Ladybug!”

Wasabi snorted. “Yeah, right. What’re the odds of that happening? She might not even know we exist.”

“Well, if we obsessively check the world for other superhero activities, then she might too,” Honey countered. “Come on, wouldn’t another team-up be fun? Remember that thing we did with those Batkids a couple years back?”

“You mean when their tiny-ass brother caused a city-wide blackout?” Go-Go said sarcastically. “Yeah, that was real fun.”

Hiro, who had been quietly watching all this time, suddenly jerked up as if someone had slapped him. Bits of salad tumbled out of his bowl as it crashed to the floor. 

“That’s it!” he yelled.

“What’s it?” Wasabi demanded. “Whatever it is, it had better be worth this mess; you know vinaigrette doesn’t come out easy.”

“I know where I’ve seen Oolong girl before! Honey, let me see your phone.”

Honey peered over Hiro’s shoulder as he scrolled through the Ladyblog. “What are you looking for, exactly?”

“It was a vlog you showed us before, when Alya went around Paris asking people to declare their support for Ladybug . . . found it!” 

Hiro hit play, and now a different video took up the screen: Alya manning the camera, following a girl with blue eyes, freckles, and glossy black hair twisted into pigtails. 

“You start us off, okay, Marinette? Then I’ll ask the next person, and then you, and so on and on.”

“Why can’t it just be you, Alya?” Oolong girl - Marinette, Hiro scolded himself - complained. “You’re the one who runs the blog.”

“Variety, my friend!” Alya said breezily. “Besides, I have a lot more fun when you do things with me.”

The corners of Marinette’s mouth curled upwards. “Well, when you put it like that . . . okay, fine. Let’s go.”

  Hiro hit pause, the screen frozen on Marinette’s smile. “She didn’t have the pigtails, but that’s definitely her.”

“Damn.” Wasabi whistled. “Your girlfriend is the Ladyblogger’s best friend?”

“That. is. Amazing!” Honey clasped Hiro’s hands imploringly. “Next time you see her, invite her to hang out with us. We can show her around the city! And when she goes back, she can tell Alya everything she learned about Big Hero 6!”

“She might have gone back already, for all I know,” Hiro said with a shrug, hoping he came off as indifferent. “She hasn’t been around much, remember?”

 In truth, the very thought majorly disappointed him, although he wasn’t sure why. If anything, he should be happy that the girl he fucked up in front of was on a plane the other side of the world. But Hiro had been looking forward to seeing her again; he couldn’t ever remember a person with eyes as kind as hers. 

“Oh, Hiro.” Honey put an arm around him. “The magic of being soulmates will come through, you’ll see. Just give it some time.”

Hiro buried his face into a throw pillow and groaned.

Honey’s phone beeped again, this time with a news update, and Hiro peeked over the pillow to tap on the notification. He inhaled sharply at the headline, eyes scanning the article swiftly. “No fucking way.”

“If you dump your chicken next, I’m suing,” Wasabi warned.

“Guys-” Hiro’s voice caught in his throat. “Look.”

The headline read: LADYBUG SEEN SWINGING THROUGH SAN FRANSOKYO’S STREETS - WHAT IS SHE HERE FOR?

“Ohmigodohmigodohmigod!” Honey squealed. “She’s HERE! She’s actually here!”

Go-Go stared, eyes narrowed, at the photo included with the article: Ladybug leaping over a row of shops, the blurry neon lights of San Fransokyo casting her in a red glow. “You know, she has a striking resemblance to Oolong girl.”

“And you gotta admit,” Hiro said thoughtfully, “it’s strange that she appeared so suddenly after Marinette moved here from Paris.”

“You think the Big Hero 6 should confront her?” Wasabi suggested. “Based on Alya’s interview, it sounds like she’s here to stay for a while.”

“Or,” Honey interjected, nudging Wasabi, “Hiro could talk to her next time she’s in the cafe. You know, friend over fear tactics.”

Hiro rolled his eyes. “Way to be subtle, Honey. But I’ll do it - we don’t want her thinking we’re the enemy, or that we’re trying to threaten her. A bunch of people in robot suits can be pretty intimidating.”

“Great!” Honey clapped her hands. “Now, can we get back to our bonding night?I’ve got Wall-E cued up on Netflix. And after that, there’s Up, Inside Out, Ratatouille . . .”

Honey went on and on about the movie marathon she had planned for the night, but Hiro wasn’t paying attention. Instead, his thoughts drifted towards when he would next be seeing her - Marinette. 

Hiro wasn’t sure why, but knowing her name made him smile.

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[therealchoreanese]

Could I be tagged in your hironette thing

of course!!