The real courtney love

I am a goddess

[dankmemeuniversity]

[despazito]

every redpill dudebro who thinks life was better and more “traditional” in the 50s needs to be sentenced to eat 50s food for the rest of their lives

[despazito]

they want a happy housewife but what will happen when she serves them this

[jokers-coffee-scented-booty]

Excuse me but what the fresh hell

[shadovvlurking]

Do not get me started on 50s food and their obsession with fucked up jello molds and fruit

[talkingsoup]

we shit on the british for their food all the time but us americans got up to some wild fuckery once upon a time

[mushoku]

*Tony Baker voice*

What in the haberdashery and hemoglobin is going on here?

[ayot4life]

Yo! @staff

Why do all the black hash tags no longer exist?

And yet we still have all of these…

You have some explaining to do staff

[naran-ja-deactivated20161104]

I THOUGHT IT WAS MY PHONE. Black girls doesn’t even fucking work. Please boost this guys! PLEASE!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[calmer-chameleon]

Just saw this abstract nativity set unironically posted on instagram by some craft lady

[morrigan-disapproves]

Ah yes, the traditional 7 buttplugs of xmas

[brianseamus]

Forest girls make do

[fuckyahumor]

Anxiety: THIS IS TOO MUCH!!!!

Me: What is too much?

Anxiety: THIS

Me: I am literally sitting at home doing nothing. My only obligation this evening is to take out the trash. Work went well today. What exactly is the problem????

Anxiety: EVERYTHING IS HAPPENING ALL AT ONCE

Me: But nothing is happening?

Anxiety: TOO MUCH

[bob-belcher]

[knitmeapony]

Mark Hamill goodnaturedly patting Chadwick Boseman on the shoulder to celebrate his success is one of the most blessed images I’ve ever seen.

[fuocogo]

This is the Money Chadwick. Reblog In 47 minutes to get 48 million dollars.

[thecommonchick]

someone doing a tarot reading for me: i don’t know what’s going on here like i just keep getting “the fool” over & over again? every card i pull. the whole deck is just “the fool” now. which shouldn’t even be physically possible

me, a fucking fool: figures

[ruecian]

they’ve been playing the same goddamn M&Ms christmas commercial for the past 8 years

[toytowns]

he does exist!

[3tno-moved-deactivated20190902]

they do exist

[ruecian]

oohh….*faints*

[cest-la-m0rt-deactivated2018050]

santa?

[usbdongle-deactivated20200531]

eight years what the fuck are you talking about that commerical is from 19-goddamn-96

thats not 8 years

that;s 18 years

[spacetoasty]

WHAT

[ruecian]

it’s that time of the year again. time to bring back this reminder.

[fluffybunnybadass]

okay but Campbell’s is still playing that one chicken noodle snowman one, right? And that one I remember from an even EARLIER age

[placeholder947635346-deactivate]

from 1993. thats 22 years ago

this commercial has been playing for 22 years. 

[fluffybunnybadass]

thank you for reminding us all that the holiday ads never really change

[puppymoth]

okay but

this one’s from 1989

26 years

[hashtagloveloses]

marketing strategy: if it ain’t broke don’t fix it

[chicks1023]

[bando--grand-scamyon]

I like how she doesn’t have a thousand fuckin products to use

[cradily]

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

[loonaposting]

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

All these movies and only won one Oscar. ONE OSCAR!!!

You know why

[audrey-hepbae]

Is that LeVar too? Iconic

[king-emare]

70th??? Holy shit i thought he was in his 50s

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

Remember when Bulbasaur jumped and almost lost his life to save an Oddish from a falling boulder?

Not all heroes wear capes, some of them wear bulbs.

[realitytvbitch]

[therealcourtneylove]

Is there any way I could get to know you love?

Got a man nothing else to know🤷🏻‍♀️

[therealcourtneylove]

Describe your favorite outfit.

[ruinedchildhood]

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