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It’s all well and good to tempt people into military service by promising them that they can get a free farm when they’re done but the problem is that you’ve actually gotta give all of them a farm afterwards or else you have a bunch of very angry and combat hardened mass of people with zero farming chores to distract them away from cutting off your face.

what-even-is-thiss

When reading about ancient Roman politics you wouldn’t believe just how much of it revolves around this exact thing happening over and over again.

strange-aeons

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berninisanders

thecraftybear

Brutus committed to the bit 100%.

what-even-is-thiss

Brutus, buddy, this is absolutely hilarious, but I think I understand now why Dante put you in the lowest pit of hell.

marlinspirkhall

Fortunately, the lowest pit of hell is Tumblr

metalmagdalene-deactivated20251

Have to tell my mom about one of tumblrs many holidays

digitaldiscipline

@copperbadge

copperbadge

Just gonna queue this up real quick for a very special day....

[ID: A bust of Julius Caesar that has been designed to hold knives and scissors for the kitchen; the tools are stuck in at several angles, simulating a multiple-blade stabbing situation. It is captioned "Julius Caesar Knife Holder" and at the bottom "Only person I know besides myself who might love this."]

Since Julius Caesar shares this illustrious anniversary with Eowyn 1v1ing the Witch King of Angmar it's time to put this question to rest

Answer carefully or risk getting stabbed yourself 🔪

Roman politicians

Eowyn

Voting ended onMar 21

what-even-is-thiss

Here’s the thing. The Roman senators would also have combat training and there’s 23 of them.

However I would still give it to Eowyn because

The senators are currently disorganized and are not wearing armor and

Eowyn is fictional and therefore has the advantage of plot armor whereas being from real life, the senators have no such advantage.

duckbunny

you are fifteen thousand generations removed from stone tools

duckbunny

to be clear you are fifteen thousand generations removed from the invention of stone tools. not from the end of stone tools. modern humans are still using stone tools.