[daisychase]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER // 7.12 "Potential" Look, if I come here, it’s because I gotta wring information out of something large, scary, drunk… with a room full of friends who don’t care very much for the Slayer. Remember that.

[beardedmrbean]

Next up someone is going to claim that the Narnia series isn't kids books.

Kids books is probably not the best way to word it, you can enjoy them at every age, including your childhood, as you get older you may find new truths in them, but they're still good for any age.

[depsidase]

[urie]

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

[byjove]

no wonder he was passed over in the line of succession

[byjove]

uncle behavior

[phoenixystix]

Forget Percy wanting to meet Hercules. We all know canon Percy would only care so he can bully him for abandoning Zoë. No, no. Hercules should be asking to meet Percy.

Hercules sitting on his island, being bitter, hating his life twiddling his thumbs, and then the kid who has been absolutely gunning for his reputation just rolls up on a ship and doesn’t even come say hi. The kid they say has surpassed him. The kid who fights with HIS SWORD. The only demigod who turned down immortality, the only one who has had it offered since Hercules took it. While Hercules is being miserable because he’s immortal, Percy’s just off the hook from this endless loop of suffering.

Like Hercules wouldn’t ask to meet him? Please.

[phoenixystix]

Let’s review, shall we? In canon, like Hercules, Percy:

Strangles vipers in his crib

Fights with the sword given to Hercules by Zoë, which she regretted giving him, but told Percy she was thankful that he carried it. Quite literally being honored by Hercules’ ex girlfriend.

Kills the Nemean Lion

Captures the boar

Kills that giant crab

Cleans Geryon’s stables

Kills Anteus

Wrestles Nereus

Beats Ares

and then he fights Kronos and wins <3 and the gods offer him immortality and he turns it down <3 I swear it’s like his entire life is designed specifically to piss Hercules off. He quite literally gets Hercules’ Disney movie ending that Hercules explicitly tells us he hates

[aphony-cree]

"How can you sleep with that monster!" says the monsterfucking gang when Buffy fucks a monster they don't approve of

[angelwalking]

(source) its so funny how actual Greek and Homeric scholars are talking about this movie vs the fact that people on tumblr are acting like Nolan personally dug up Homer's actual bones and pissed on them

[spookedstarzz]

translator's note: this translation sucks just learn the original language for fucks sake

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[dingoesatetierney]

i don't even consider oz a buffy character anymore man he's a whole real person to me. im so parasocial over this guy like yeah oz is my boyfriend. no wdym hes from buffy?? hes a real person??? what r u talking about lol i saw him yesterday.

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[seracadash]

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

[dumbdoegirl]

huh. i am both wound and blade. neat.

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[hooved]

lemon is so so so fucking good in sweet food and savory food and spicy food and salty food and drinks. she has it all

[redstonedust]

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.