No Puddle too Big For Me

I got lost and somehow ended up here

[banchie]

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

[gallusrostromegalus]

seconding these tags by @ragsy: #if the social consciousness has decided that duckduckgo is the Only Othet Search Engine#might i suggest 'go duck yourself'

[thethirdromana]

Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[vampfuneralprye]

[animentality]

[equinoxbloom]

upon reflection —

[seashellronan]

the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy

[atreidespacito]

[atreidespacito]

[mamalazzer]

Parallels between Merthur and Hansry (I love both dearly)

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, off to do my little schemes 😜

[czech-hunter-reject]

Teeheehee, on my way back home from doing my little schemes 🤪

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I hope they went well lil critter <3

[iahfy]

Obedience training

[robertreich]

@zohrankmamdani is reminding us what good government looks like.

[important-cat-pics]

[wholesome-animal-images]

[cryptonature]

It’s really that simple.

Withhold time/resources from organizations building an anti-human future

[stargatevp]

If no one bothered enough to make it , then why tf should we bother to watch it?

#FUCK AI

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Lestat de Lioncourt

Voting ended onMar 7

[z0ruastudyblr]

The most revolutionary thing I've learned about Blackness is that our English is not at all "broken"

It was 2012 and I was a "white washed" (not real but you know what that means) junior in undergrad and an entire chapter included in this textbook was dedicated to our pidgin/dialect whichever your argument. 14 years later and the amount of borrowing with and without permission of rest of English is truly a marvel to the point where things I know damn well are just AAVE are attributed to wide ranging sources such as "Gen Z/Alpha slang" and "gay lingo" and "internet speak" in general. Our range

These are just a few of our many common grammatical rules:

Habitual "Be": In Standard English "He is working" means right now or generally. In AAVE "He be working" specifically means he works regularly or habitually, a distinction that Standard English can't make without adding extra words.

Copula Deletion: Dropping forms of the verb "to be" in places where Standard English requires them ("She tired" instead of "She is tired" or "They going" instead of "They are going")

Double Negatives: In Standard English, two negatives make a positive. In AAVE, using multiple negatives ("She ain't never going") simply adds emphasis to the negation, a common feature in many of the world's languages.

Metathesis: switching sounds within a word, the most famous example being "ask" as "aks," a pronunciation that has roots in Old English.

Remote "Been": When you say "I been knew that" the stressed "been" means you've known it for a long time, remotely in the past, which doesn't exist in Standard English without adding extra words.

Completive "Done": "I done told you already" is a way of saying the action is finished and the matter is settled with an emphasis on finality or frustration.

Subject-Verb Disagreement: In AAVE verbs are often uninflected for the third person ("She walk" instead of "She walks") to simplify conjugation.

I love being Black, we're so smart! We been developed our slice of language despite the slavery and diaspora

[incorrectstargatesg1]

Sam: "How long does someone have to be dead before it's considered archeology instead of grave robbing?"

Daniel: "As an archeologist, I find this a very awkward question."

Jack: "Answer the question, grave robber."