A Weird Artist

I am here to cause as much chaos as possible (Free commissions if you ask nicely)

[therealsans29]

I like how my blog basically died when I took a break lol

[therealsans29]

Silly Jax doodles

Also skrunkly @gooseworx doodle

[steampoweredwerehog]

Not what she meant but.

I mean it couldn’t hurt

[goblinbugthing]

[therealsans29]

I want that too 😔

[therealsans29]

Thanks to several of my friends, I’m now getting into Forsaken

Idk I drew some shitty ah fanart for it ig?

[therealsans29]

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[bbylilithian]

Too close to final’s week

[maggierobots]

I could use it.

[mythical-illustrator]

Why not, spread the luck

[maybelles-colony]

Ya never know

[chaos-triangle]

I could use good luck!

[autistic-lizard]

worth a shot

[chaos-triangle]

Yea it is!

[geese-in-trenchcoats]

will reblog this again, why not

[pyriteromantic]

I need good gacha pulls pls

[official-bulgaria]

Please be a solvable problem on my Math quiz tomorrow.

[tocamos]

@literally-lord-montgomery we need luck for our mocks 🙏

[literally-lord-montgomery]

Frr

[axolotldoezstuff]

yoink

[aurora-starlight-silly]

Yay

[therealsans29]

I just checked and damn, it’s been a while since I started this dumb little tumblr blog. Thank you to all my moots for making this little joke account special

[waggtoon]

Doing my part to promote this masterpiece of looniness!

Go see The Day the Earth Blew Up in theaters if you are able to.

(also pre-order the blu-ray while you're at it)

[whimsicalwordsmith-announcements]

Spread the word! Reblog and mention!

001 @stella-pride

002 @inonisafk

003 @welpthisisboring

004 @sunshinevr

005 @drivenaxl86

006 @thatweirdstemrat

007 @silverhyenaart

008 @ghostopossumlives

009 @hermitcrab2023

010 @honeyshineshipsandshit

011 @thatonearoacefreak

012 @mygoogledrivescaresme

013 @sweetpuffling

014 @mooshi-arts

015 @soengineergarden

016 @therealsans29

017 @xxcybersuitxx

018 @lost-in-fandoms1999

019 @somboreking770

020 @carpaldragon

021 @littlerascal13

[therealsans29]

I’m so silly :3

[please-be-nice-im-sensitivee]

reblog for me to send really really weird and slightly ominous headcanons about you in your inbox

[therealsans29]

I like your profile. It looks majestic.

Thanks?

[therealsans29]

Chat, I’m trying to make an AU but I have no idea where to start. Please send help

[therealsans29]

Update: I think imma give up because I forgot the original concept

[therealsans29]

Chat, I’m trying to make an AU but I have no idea where to start. Please send help

[therealsans29]

Have this art

[kxgehara]

Woah

[therealsans29]

Lol what

[kxgehara]

Hi hello hi Hello Hiii heyaa

[therealsans29]

No being freaky

[therealsans29]

Have this art

[kxgehara]

Woah

[therealsans29]

Lol what

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[imsomeguy1]

fuck no

[sleepinginmygrave]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[revoltingchild]

[mxlabradorite]

I will reblog this every Christmas season I’m on tumblr.

[drunkygoesonadventures]

It’s beginning to look a lot like shit scram

[midnight-spectrum-again]

Oh my god

[this-too-too-sullied-flesh]

i discovered this configuration recently