Anywhere but here.

SG | 26 Let me be your taste test

[nevver]

Orange you glad, @Brandonfilm

[seymour-butz-stuff]

[defeating-trump-again-again-dea]

They apparently don’t know anything about Islam. Or even much about their own religion.

[mars-the-4th-planet]

For those who dont get the joke, Islam does not allow for physical representation of the prophet Mohammed. This includes statues.

[redlipstickresurrected]

Eiji Ohashi aka 大橋英児 (Japanese, b. 1955, Wakkanai, Hokkaido, Japan) - For years Eiji Ohashi has been capturing Japan through its lonely Vending Machines at Night and during Snowstorms.  Photography

[rogha]

everyone’s always so mean to the first person to die in horror. the first person to die didn’t do anything stupid. they didn’t know they were in the murder zone. how could they know. they were in a coming of age comedy or something.

[slopaganda]

which chemicals were in the water when they were drawing the women in atlantis. why were they like that

[slopaganda]

what was the reason for this

[princessrhcenyra]

ASHLEY GRAHAM BY LACHLAN BAILEY VOGUE PARIS NOVEMBER 2018 

[detectivehole]

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

[detectivehole]

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

[benihana-circumcision]

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

[yourrfeelings]

"how have u been”

bro i want to disappear forever without a single explanation

[konoko]

[fioblah]

the power of friendship? no. the power of saying things that make ur friends so angry u immediately get the “several people are typing”

[spectrologie-deactivated2023041]

Briscoe Park

[forestgreenlesbian]

Olya Oleinic

[mylittlepositivecorner]

may you find people who happily listen while you gush about your obscure interests. may you find people you feel comfortable and safe enough around to be your authentic self

[neotrances-deactivated]

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

[sawasawako-archived]

[trashboat]

my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time

[trashboat]

bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too

[podcastwizard]

little used fantasy trope i love: when two people are playing cards in a shady bar and it's the tense moment where they show their hand but it's a fantasy so they can't say things like "full house" or "royal flush" so they same some nonsense like "three crowns and a dead crow" and the crowd is like "oooOOHH" so we know that's good

[immortalfool]

Other character smirks: "Well, I've got a castle on four omens."

The crowd "oohs" louder, so we know that it's Much Better™️

[suburbanjustice]

thats how i feel watching scenes with regular cards