the moment he decides to binky
i showed him that heâs doing numbers
we're not kids anymore.
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@thereisno1likeme
the moment he decides to binky
i showed him that heâs doing numbers
To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton
âJust gonna lay hereâ
So play like a noob? got it
Youâre joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesnât know what theyâre doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies theyâre pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.
Chessmasters when their opponent doesnât make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:
#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???
Iâm currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because heâs just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.
I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know Iâm faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?
I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. Itâs fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because âWho would run that?!â Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. Iâm not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.
anyone have that one post that's like "I was staying at an airbnb and woke up and saw a mouse eating a truffle. it wasn't my chocolate it was the mouse's chocolate" bc I can't find it
gotta do everything myself around here
I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead
This baby was trying so hard to convince me it wasn't bedtime.
Here he is chewing this box, he is too busy for bed!
Love the argument âoh but if you transition youâll have to deal with being trans your whole lifeâ because first of all there is nothing bad about being trans and second Iâm still gonna be trans even if I donât medically transition Iâll just be trans and miserable instead of trans and happy
Every time I hear someone say something like this I remember that one exerpt from that one book in which the author considers Gomez Addams as a trans man specifically because he has the energy of a guy who wakes up every day absolutely over the moon to discover that he gets to be a man with a family and a moustache and a wife whoâs taller than god yet again, and it becomes painfully apparent that people who say these things donât understand transness at all.
EDIT: I found it! Here it is!
An excerpt from the essay âPowerful T4T Energy in Steve Martinâs The Jerkâ by Daniel M. Lavery, from his book Something That May Shock and Discredit You.
Absolutely amazing addition I love this and personally I canât wait to be proudly trans for the rest of my life!
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One gets the idea, watching Gomez, that he delights in getting to be a man, short and boisterous and nurturing and bursting with hope and pocket watches. Heâs especially delighted to be a man married to a woman, particularly when that woman is Morticia Addams. Itâs hard to get the same idea watching Herman Meunster, or indeed lots of non-trans men both on and off the screen; maybe Herman is willing to be a man, or simply resigned to the idea. Possibly he merely considers it sufficient compensation for also being a monster of Frankenstein, but it doesnât seem to strike him with renewed glee every morning when he gets to wake up and be one. One can imagine Herman Meunster waking in a spirit of tolerance, at most willing to get out of bed and face another day as the head of a family. Whereas itâs very easy to imagine Gomezâs inner euphoria-driven monologue when he wakes up every morning: Ah, how wonderful! Another stormy day! Ahahaha! Once again, Iâm a short and stocky husband and father, with a wife as tall as God! What luck! Why else would he spend a thousand dollars a month on cigaars, or own so many bathrobes with exquisitely-designed lapels, or tend so carefully to such a thin mustache?
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fountain in italy
This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.
this quiz sorts through characters from like dozens of fandoms and finds the one youâre most like. Iâm not even a little bit surprised by my result
so many of you are getting jughead from riverdale are yâall okay
an adventure
How to make ice cream in Alaska
im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations
Mathematics are confusing because of the language, not the concepts
You sometimes hear about a human being raised by wolves, but basically every dog is a wolf raised by humans.
Roaming chess gangs
No not the chess gangs