There is no one like me

My fox was drawn by Dim Lights Haven 

[chillyfeetsteak]

the moment he decides to binky

[chillyfeetsteak]

[chillyfeetsteak]

i showed him that he’s doing numbers

[jordanbolton]

To The Substitute Art Teacher - Jordan Bolton

[anxietyproblem]

[everythingfox]

“Just gonna lay here”

[ultrafacts]

[liluglydudefromdetroit]

So play like a noob? got it

[filipfatalattractionrblog]

You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.

[direwolf-distributor]

Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:

[queerscout]

#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???

I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.

[cephalopodvictorious]

I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?

[princecharmingtobe]

I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.

[ejacutastic]

anyone have that one post that's like "I was staying at an airbnb and woke up and saw a mouse eating a truffle. it wasn't my chocolate it was the mouse's chocolate" bc I can't find it

[ejacutastic]

gotta do everything myself around here

[vadergf]

I feel like someone is standing next to me talking about how I'm dead

[creaturesthatliveinmyhome]

This baby was trying so hard to convince me it wasn't bedtime.

Here he is chewing this box, he is too busy for bed!

[hjartasalt]

Love the argument “oh but if you transition you’ll have to deal with being trans your whole life” because first of all there is nothing bad about being trans and second I’m still gonna be trans even if I don’t medically transition I’ll just be trans and miserable instead of trans and happy

[drtanner]

Every time I hear someone say something like this I remember that one exerpt from that one book in which the author considers Gomez Addams as a trans man specifically because he has the energy of a guy who wakes up every day absolutely over the moon to discover that he gets to be a man with a family and a moustache and a wife who’s taller than god yet again, and it becomes painfully apparent that people who say these things don’t understand transness at all.

EDIT: I found it! Here it is!

An excerpt from the essay “Powerful T4T Energy in Steve Martin’s The Jerk” by Daniel M. Lavery, from his book Something That May Shock and Discredit You.

[hjartasalt]

Absolutely amazing addition I love this and personally I can’t wait to be proudly trans for the rest of my life!

[sciencemyfiction]

[Image ID: Excerpt reads:

One gets the idea, watching Gomez, that he delights in getting to be a man, short and boisterous and nurturing and bursting with hope and pocket watches. He’s especially delighted to be a man married to a woman, particularly when that woman is Morticia Addams. It’s hard to get the same idea watching Herman Meunster, or indeed lots of non-trans men both on and off the screen; maybe Herman is willing to be a man, or simply resigned to the idea. Possibly he merely considers it sufficient compensation for also being a monster of Frankenstein, but it doesn’t seem to strike him with renewed glee every morning when he gets to wake up and be one. One can imagine Herman Meunster waking in a spirit of tolerance, at most willing to get out of bed and face another day as the head of a family. Whereas it’s very easy to imagine Gomez’s inner euphoria-driven monologue when he wakes up every morning: Ah, how wonderful! Another stormy day! Ahahaha! Once again, I’m a short and stocky husband and father, with a wife as tall as God! What luck! Why else would he spend a thousand dollars a month on cigaars, or own so many bathrobes with exquisitely-designed lapels, or tend so carefully to such a thin mustache?

/end ID]

[skulsakz]

fountain in italy

[aimee-maroux]

This is what I tried to explain to US platforms like Patreon when they suspended my account for having a nude statue as the background image: I live in Europe, I can go and see a nude statue within a 5 minutes walk. Children can see them, they're not in some 18+ container. I will never understand those policies.

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

this quiz sorts through characters from like dozens of fandoms and finds the one you’re most like. I’m not even a little bit surprised by my result

[howlonghaveyoubeenseventeen]

so many of you are getting jughead from riverdale are y’all okay

[pdlcomics]

an adventure

[catchymemes]

How to make ice cream in Alaska

[staraptor]

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mathematics are confusing because of the language, not the concepts

[just-shower-thoughts]

You sometimes hear about a human being raised by wolves, but basically every dog is a wolf raised by humans.

[gaytanic-panic]

Roaming chess gangs

[natalieironside]

No not the chess gangs