Not too 'Elfy'

Tiff. 20. Australia. I am le Gay. Is an actual dragon. Aspiring Journalist and Author. Dragon Age fanatic and Mass Effect worshipper.

[oomshi]

[omgitburnssogood]

The police walk in and you’re wearing the one on the left. When they tell you he’s dead you gasp daintily, excuse yourself for a moment, then come back in the one on the right.

[thief-and-dragonfly]

I forgot where I found this,but I thought it was fitting because let’s face it Jarreth is a sass master and would definitely say this.

[greelin]

nothing will ever even come close to touching the humor + perfect execution of the question “is jake gyllenhaal gay?” being met with the response “why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this”

[dailynarnia]

CAN I LIVE CAN I FUCKING LIVE

[incorrect-raulson]

Cordelia: I can't believe you guys are accusing me of having a favorite student.

Cordelia: I like all Mistys and not-Mistys equally.

[pintosketches]

i took blackwall out with sera for the first time recently and i just

[squidbiscuit]

Video Game Idea.

A game that is marketed as your standard fishing game and for the first 20 minutes or so you catch normal fish like bluegill and bass and what have you. But the further you go into the lake you start to catch fish with mutations and it gets more and more intense until you’re pulling in Eldritch horror monsters and sometimes severed human limbs. You realize you don’t recall how you got to this lake in the first place and the objective becomes to find your way back to shore. You have no real weapons but you can throw the creatures you’ve caught far away from the boat as a means to distract whatever is underneath you, bumping into the boat sometimes. Additional items for the game.

A fishing pole with a radar that starts out with just beeps but later includes noises with hidden messages.

A GPS that displays texts and story elements.

You meet other boaters, all from various backgrounds, countries, and time periods. Some are friendly, others want to sacrifice you to the lake monsters.

You can also take the route of sacrificing others to the lake monster.

Or you can assemble a party and work to keep them safe.

The more fucked up looking the fish you catch, the closer you’re getting to a boss fight, which is usually running from something you can only see part of in the water.

????

And that’s my game idea.

[squidbiscuit]

More details.

It never stops being a fishing game. You are always fishing and searching for new areas where there is more activity in order to progress the story.

Depending on the choices you make and the amount of mutant fish you consume, you may start to mutate yourself. The fishing pole is part of your arm, you don’t notice it until later. If you consume mostly non-mutated fish and don’t sacrifice to the monsters you can keep the mutations to a minimum.

You can go full mutant and the boat becomes part of your body as well. This makes the monsters pay less attention to you, but you can no longer befriend or trade items with humans. You can still catch human remains and most of them are carrying items.

If you stay mostly human you can work to gather as many surviving humans as you find and assemble a fleet. The possibility of one of them turning on you always stands.

If you’re mutant you gain the ability to capsize yourself and view things under water. This is how you find ultimate monster.

If you’re human you can explore small abandoned docks and islands. These are where you find portals leading to different time periods and countries. You deliver members of your party to these. Only the person who originally belongs there can go through it.

Possible end game situations.

You find the portal leading back to your world, where you wake up on the river bank. You can catch normal fish before going home, making sure they are all free of mutations (they might not be.)

You join the monster, eventually overtaking it. You gain the ability to open time portals near water. You use lures to draw in humans.

I can’t think of anymore endings right now, I may have ruined the game with these new details so feel free to just enjoy the first part.

[squidbiscuit]

Terrible concept art. Mini game idea. Compete with members of your party to catch the most fucked up fish. Points awarded based on how many extra body parts it has and if it communicates telepathically with you.

[squidbiscuit]

Added my No-Romo posts to this because I feel they are the most important additions. (I am not a writer or game designer or really capable of making anything so this idea is just wishful thinking at best.)

[squidbiscuit]

Concept art if it was a more stylized, cute game. You would be able to customize your character and your boat. Sorry this became so big I’m tagging it with it’s working title “Lure” for now. I legit expect nothing at all to come from this, I just like to design and concept out things a bit.

[squidbiscuit]

The ultimate ending to the game would be to ignore all plot points and just keep fishing. Meet a person? Tell them you’re not interested in working with them. Feel like you’re getting close to a boss monster? Turn the boat a different direction. Just keep catching and cataloging the fish until you run out of room in your journal. After that the sky opens up and sucks you into it. You wake up exactly where the game started but the first page of your journal now says “YOU DID A REEL GOOD JOB!” And that’s the ending I would shoot for.

[squidbiscuit]

More shitty concept art! I’m done now. Anything else pertaining to this will have it’s own post. (I ruined it after the first post, I know I did.)

[hyratel]

@hashkivenu

[hashkivenu]

I NEED THIS GAME

[dalishious]

Sera Appreciation Week 2019 • Day 2 • Ships

(Sera’s nicknames for the Inquisitor are the best)

[aroloverboy]

Beauty and the beast

[brieflyshadywolf]

op I love your art style and this story and oml this is so good

[lokacinna-deactivated20200703]

you know, considering how many times rich people are mentioned as sinful in the Bible versus how many times homosexuals are mentioned as sinful in the Bible, it’s really funny how I’ve never seen entire Christian organizations go out of their way to criticize, boycott, or deny services to rich people… 

weird how that works, huh

[crazyintheeast]

bold of you to assume that christians have read the bible

[getinthefuckingjaeger]

I'm getting sad gay vibes from the murder clown fandom.

[hanatsuki89]

So, I got into Dragon Age: Inquisition and drawing my Inqy with Sera brings me joy.

[cherylblossom]

“You got a pack of nifflers now?”

[guillotineman-deactivated202411]

😂 😂 😂

[otherwindow]

The Shape of Water needs to be part of a series on monster romance.

The Shape of Water - Merman Boyfriend ✅

The Shape of Fire - Hell Demon Fiance

The Shape of Earth - Bog Creature Wife

The Shape of Air - Thirst Trap Mothman

[pinklions]

you can rest easy knowing hedwig was well looked after in the afterlife; it was confusing and terrifying and sad at first but a little while after arriving she felt a light weight on her head and looked up to find her boy, harry potter, staring warmly down at her and smoothing out her feathers, just like he always did

except… he had hazel eyes? and he looked a bit older than hedwig remembered, and who was that red-haired woman with him?

hedwig is confused again. but harry is here, and all is well, so she tucks her head under her wing and falls fast asleep.

[littlegirlinvisible]

Renly Baratheon is nothing to me, nor Stannis neither. Why should they rule over me and mine from some flowery seat in the South? What do they know of The Wall or The Wolfswood? Why shouldn’t we rule ourselves again?

[incorrect-gifs]

this is twice now, jon

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