:> is closer to a bird face imo
:>
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@theresalizardinmyeye
:> is closer to a bird face imo
:>
cuh caw! cuh caw! ewe
Sqwak
Sqwak
.\/.
is that a bird fyace? owo
Good enough.
I can probably summon one, just get the red one mad or something.
OI, UHHHH WTF YOUR NAME IS RED LIZARD, FUCK YOU, YOU CAN'T SWEAR LMAO
...
Yeah I don't think that one worked m8.
Probably avoiding you
because you're such
a pompous asshole
fuck you Jeff
...Yowch.
<We've been living in a cardboard box but we're still here we're alive>
still missing many
lizards though
yeah and you keep being the bane of my existence. Not like you're helping
:(
IM GONNA JEFF THE KILL YOU HOW COULD YOU
oh, im soooooo scared
Hm, wheres that happy lizard when you need it
happy lizard?
i was told
we were mentioned
but without anon
Posi doesn't do
anything
META DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE OTHER LIZARDS ARE????
fuck you Jeff
-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-
SILOH!
BE MY STEED
MIKU BITCH
...
honse
yeah ok fine
<this is why I did not like being here>
<i can hear>
<you>
<prick>
<sorry>
<i take the lizards to the noise>
-It doesn’t take long to find them, it’s walking with a limp and is notably missing an arm-
who the fuck just runs up to someone like that what the hell-
-Doesn’t look like they’ve noticed them yet-
<I walk up to them>
<regrettably in a Miku binder I don't have other clothes>
I'm "Jeff"
he doesn't have
a brain
Siloh
Find 18 more
lizards
and we can
build an
arm
do i
not you
just pretend I'm not here I'm a narrator
wh-
-They turn around, staring at all of them with a confused look of “it’s too fucking early for this” despite how late it is-
. . . we don’t need to build an arm, i have it right here-
-Ze open zir bag, revealing the arm inside. It’s full of cracks and jagged around we’re it broke off, but still mostly intact-
i just need to glue it back on is all
huh
yeah i think
i might
be able
to be glue
i need
a hoive
dont weave me :(
sowwy
i mean sorry
but this
comes first
. . . what the hell????
i. i have glue
this has happened to me more times than i can count
i’m prepared for this by now-
if i become
your blood
it wont
be that fragile
elasticity
regrowth
like flesh
y do u sound deep when ur not being mean 2 jelf
shush I'm cool
...
i’m. not really sure how to feel about this???
i honestly didnt really want you to become my thumb in the first place but i didn’t want to be?? rude by declining???
i mean talking to you is nice and all but my head has just felt really cluttered since you became my thumb-
dont you
need a
thumb?
like a lizard
needs a
hoive?
uhm- no? not really??
it’s going to come back eventually, i might even find it before i get a new one-
so i’m going to have to politely say no thank you-?
-It looks like it physical pained zem to say that-
Yeah ok its time to go
BUT
bai baiiiiiiiii~~~
HEY BUT
DON'T YOU
HEY!!!!
ITS BETTER TO
BE
LISTEN
TO
ME
<I use narrator powers to mute the lizard>
...
^^^
Woah it actually worked?
Ok great
This is awkward
Lizards do lizard things
I'm gonna go find a box now I don't want to know what happens if this thing gets out
-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-
SILOH!
BE MY STEED
MIKU BITCH
...
honse
yeah ok fine
<this is why I did not like being here>
<i can hear>
<you>
<prick>
<sorry>
<i take the lizards to the noise>
-It doesn’t take long to find them, it’s walking with a limp and is notably missing an arm-
who the fuck just runs up to someone like that what the hell-
-Doesn’t look like they’ve noticed them yet-
<I walk up to them>
<regrettably in a Miku binder I don't have other clothes>
I'm "Jeff"
he doesn't have
a brain
Siloh
Find 18 more
lizards
and we can
build an
arm
do i
not you
just pretend I'm not here I'm a narrator
wh-
-They turn around, staring at all of them with a confused look of “it’s too fucking early for this” despite how late it is-
. . . we don’t need to build an arm, i have it right here-
-Ze open zir bag, revealing the arm inside. It’s full of cracks and jagged around we’re it broke off, but still mostly intact-
i just need to glue it back on is all
huh
yeah i think
i might
be able
to be glue
i need
a hoive
dont weave me :(
sowwy
i mean sorry
but this
comes first
. . . what the hell????
i. i have glue
this has happened to me more times than i can count
i’m prepared for this by now-
if i become
your blood
it wont
be that fragile
elasticity
regrowth
like flesh
y do u sound deep when ur not being mean 2 jelf
shush I'm cool
...
i’m. not really sure how to feel about this???
i honestly didnt really want you to become my thumb in the first place but i didn’t want to be?? rude by declining???
i mean talking to you is nice and all but my head has just felt really cluttered since you became my thumb-
dont you
need a
thumb?
like a lizard
needs a
hoive?
-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-
SILOH!
BE MY STEED
MIKU BITCH
...
honse
yeah ok fine
<this is why I did not like being here>
<i can hear>
<you>
<prick>
<sorry>
<i take the lizards to the noise>
-It doesn’t take long to find them, it’s walking with a limp and is notably missing an arm-
who the fuck just runs up to someone like that what the hell-
-Doesn’t look like they’ve noticed them yet-
<I walk up to them>
<regrettably in a Miku binder I don't have other clothes>
I'm "Jeff"
he doesn't have
a brain
Siloh
Find 18 more
lizards
and we can
build an
arm
do i
not you
just pretend I'm not here I'm a narrator
wh-
-They turn around, staring at all of them with a confused look of “it’s too fucking early for this” despite how late it is-
. . . we don’t need to build an arm, i have it right here-
-Ze open zir bag, revealing the arm inside. It’s full of cracks and jagged around we’re it broke off, but still mostly intact-
i just need to glue it back on is all
huh
yeah i think
i might
be able
to be glue
i need
a hoive
dont weave me :(
sowwy
i mean sorry
but this
comes first
. . . what the hell????
i. i have glue
this has happened to me more times than i can count
i’m prepared for this by now-
if i become
your blood
it wont
be that fragile
elasticity
regrowth
like flesh
y do u sound deep when ur not being mean 2 jelf
shush I'm cool
...
-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-
SILOH!
BE MY STEED
MIKU BITCH
...
honse
yeah ok fine
<this is why I did not like being here>
<i can hear>
<you>
<prick>
<sorry>
<i take the lizards to the noise>
-It doesn’t take long to find them, it’s walking with a limp and is notably missing an arm-
who the fuck just runs up to someone like that what the hell-
-Doesn’t look like they’ve noticed them yet-
<I walk up to them>
<regrettably in a Miku binder I don't have other clothes>
I'm "Jeff"
he doesn't have
a brain
Siloh
Find 18 more
lizards
and we can
build an
arm
do i
not you
just pretend I'm not here I'm a narrator
wh-
-They turn around, staring at all of them with a confused look of “it’s too fucking early for this” despite how late it is-
. . . we don’t need to build an arm, i have it right here-
-Ze open zir bag, revealing the arm inside. It’s full of cracks and jagged around we’re it broke off, but still mostly intact-
i just need to glue it back on is all
huh
yeah i think
i might
be able
to be glue
i need
a hoive
dont weave me :(
sowwy
i mean sorry
but this
comes first
-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-
SILOH!
BE MY STEED
MIKU BITCH
...
honse
yeah ok fine
<this is why I did not like being here>
<i can hear>
<you>
<prick>
<sorry>
<i take the lizards to the noise>
-It doesn’t take long to find them, it’s walking with a limp and is notably missing an arm-
who the fuck just runs up to someone like that what the hell-
-Doesn’t look like they’ve noticed them yet-
<I walk up to them>
<regrettably in a Miku binder I don't have other clothes>
I'm "Jeff"
he doesn't have
a brain
Siloh
Find 18 more
lizards
and we can
build an
arm
do i
not you
just pretend I'm not here I'm a narrator
-In the distance someone can be heard yelling “-bREAKING MY FUCKING ARM”-
SILOH!
BE MY STEED
MIKU BITCH
...
honse
yeah ok fine
<this is why I did not like being here>
<i can hear>
<you>
<prick>
<sorry>
<i take the lizards to the noise>
JEFF YOU FUCKING
PRICK
I WILL ONLY
HALF LIKE
YOUR SOGGY BREAD
MIRACLE GROWN
MANA LOOKING
DUMB NARRATOR
HAMILTON LOVING ASS
IF YOU GO
GIVE ME
TO SILOH
...
nyice
...
uh. I'm scared of you so ok
YELLOW BOI!
*holds up Meta*
LEMME GO! SILOH!
What the fuck!??
haiiiiiii :3
LEMME GO!!
HOIVE'S HURT
*Screaming can be heard nearby. Oh god.*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
BOOM LIZSARD!
WHAT?!
why awe ewe scweamin :( owie
WHICH IS THIS ONE?!
YOU CANT JUDGE ME, IM FINDING YOUR LIZSARD WHILE YOU WERE USELESSLY MOPING ABOUT YOUR LOST LIZARDS! BE USEFUL FOR ONCE!
wewe actuawwy in the fowest rn seawchin
...That's just mean.
THATS BECAUSE ALTAIR HASNT AWSER THAT ASK YET.
IT'LL APPER I SWEAR
...Don't play with me like that
Be sure before you get my hopes up
pwosis cweepy