im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on
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im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on
Do you go through phases or really liking foods for awhile before the like goes dormant and you canât stand that food and then the cycle repeats⌠and are you diagnosed with autism/adhd/add?
Yes, autistic
Yes, adhd/add
Yes, not nuerodivergent / not diagnosed yet
No, autistic
No, adhd/add
No, not nuerodivergent / not diagnosed yet
Do you go through phases or really liking foods for awhile before the like goes dormant and you canât stand that food and then the cycle repeats⌠and are you diagnosed with autism/adhd/add?
Yes, autistic
Yes, ADHD/ADD
Yes, not nuerodivergent / not diagnosed yet
No, autistic
No, ADHD/ADD
No, not nuerodivergent / not diagnosed yet
Just thought Iâd share my favorite easy biscuit recipe. Be gentle with the mixing. These are so niceđ§đŻFrom Americaâs Test Kitchen.
Inspired by a debate in the office lunchroom
If you had to give up one of these carbs, which one is getting the boot?
Rice
Pasta
Bread
Potatoes
do you taste your food as you cook or do you trust the process
i taste as i cook
i don't taste as i cook
bald?
HE'S DONE IT AGAIN ! HE MADE ONE OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE FOOD IN THE WORLD INTO CHOCOLATE !!!
good. now make the sturgeon
If you could easily afford to NEVER cook again, would you still cook?
Yes, I would still cook on a regular basis
I would cook occasionally or specific foods, but not the majority of my meals
No, I would never cook again
"Cooking" here means creating food using several ingredients and a cooking process, not just pouring cereal/etc.
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I know this video isnât too surreal but imagine, if you will, that the fish phased into that river from a dimension where trout have nipples.
They arenât nipples I believe those are marks from a lamprey that latched on to the trout. They got creepy mouths like that thing from Star Wars that comes up out of the desert sand, and they leave circular wounds in the flesh of the trout. Itâs likely that this trout had lampreys on it very recently, and they detached either to move on in their lifecycle or because the fish was getting caught by a fisherman.
Yes, itâs funny that this fish ended up looking like it had nipples, but this is actually a very serious issue for trout. The sea lamprey come into the great lakes for reproduction and they overtax the trout populations. This was never an issue until the Great Lakes were connected to rivers that connected them to the sea for shipping purposes. Here are some overviews of the issue since I do not remember every single one of the details and I donât wanna give anyone false information.
Background The sea lamprey (Petromyzon marinus) is a jawless vertebrate that parasitizes fish as an adult and, with overfishing, was respons
https://repository.library.noaa.gov/view/noaa/41888/noaa_41888_DS1.pdf
But the gist of this post is unfortunately fish do not have nipples. ďżź
Ingredients:- 2 cups of water- 1 teaspoon of salt- 4.5-5 cups of flour (add gradually)- Optional: 1 teaspoon yeast (for those who struggle w
Hey I'm dropping a crepe recipe because there's still people around who think they're hard to make and I'm sick of french food being romanticized to the point of inaccessibility.
I call this a 3-2-1 method to make it easy to remember; 3 eggs, 2 cups water/fluid of choice, 1 cup flour.
I'm sparing you the obligatory backstory on my path to cooking extremely flat pancakes because we both know that neither of us care. If you want to hear me overshare check my blog between 1-4am pacific time.
â˘Anyway, start with three eggs and beat with a fork until they're all one color (you can use a whisk or an egg beater but I hate the extra steps. Fork it):
â˘Add 1 cup flour:
â˘Add whatever dry flavoring you want (I usually go with cinnamon and cardamom, today we're doing matcha cause that happens to be what I'm cooking. Some mornings caffeine is meant to be eaten):
â˘Add sugar to taste if desired. It's not necessary for the recipe, and if you've managed to add enough to throw off the consistency you've got other shit to worry about, so follow your heart. I usually use like two tablespoons or so (I prefer brown, but white tastes better with matcha):
â˘Decide on your fluid of choice. Water and/or milk is the usual, but you can do literally whatever you want; hot cocoa, coffee, tea, soda -whatever you want them to taste like. Go nuts with it. Use soup if you want idgaf it's between you and your chosen god at this point. I recommend starting with 2 cups for simplicity, but you can add more if needed for the right consistency. At this point I just eyeball it tbh.
â˘Add a little at a time and start mixing until it's as smooth as you can get (this is also where you'd add wet flavorings, like vanilla extract):
â˘Add the rest until the batter is roughly the consistency of heavy whipping cream, or like thin tomato soup (if you actually ran with the soup joke, add a little water to thin it out). Just get it to where it's still a little viscous but will run if you pour it on the pan:
â˘For best results cover and let it sit in the fridge overnight or for a few hours (it will separate a little, just mix it again). For last minute "I forgot to prep this last night but I really want crepes" results, we're putting it aside while I wash dishes and heat up the pan.
â˘Ladle out like Âź cups worth onto a hot lubricated pan (butter or cooking oil, medium heat) and swirl it until it coats the bottom. Don't stress if it looks like shit the first few times, that's what practice is for, add a little more fluid if it's not spreading well:
â˘cook until the top is no longer wet and edges start to lighten:
â˘Flip it with either a very flat spatula or sheer hubris (spatula recommended for beginners), and cook for like 45 seconds (I have no sense of time), then slide it onto a plate:
â˘Top with whatever you want and try whatever folds/rolls you saw in that one show that made you think these were cool.
Go forth, have fun, eat well.
(if you want an even easier method with only mild sacrifice to quality: mix a couple eggs and some extra fluid into your leftover pancake batter and leave it in the fridge for the next morning)
Camembert and Bacon Quiche
Whether you want to have a generous slice of this delightfully cosy and cheesy Camembert and Bacon Quiche for brunch, or eat it at dinner with dressed lettuce, is your call. However you want it, it is perfect for a slow Sunday! Have a good one!
Ingredients (serves 4 to 6):
375 grams/13 ounces chilled Rosemary Pastry
4 large eggs
ž cup crème fraÎche or sour cream
Âź cup semi-skimmed milk
Âź teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon freshly cracked black pepper
1 fluffy sprig fresh thyme
½ red onion
90 grams/3 ounces good Camembert cheese
4 rashers smoked streaky bacon
Preheat oven to 200°C/395°F.
Roll Rosemary Pastry out thinly onto a lightly floured surface. Fit into a buttered 20cm/8Ⳡtart tin, letting the pastry overhang on the edges. Prick the base with a fork. Place a sheet of baking paper onto the Rosemary Pastry and fill with dried beans or rice. Blind bake the Rosemary Pastry crust  at 200°C/395°F, 10 minutes. Carefully remove the beans and baking paper, and bake another 5 minutes, at the same temperature. Remove from the oven. Let cool slightly before trimming the edges.
In a medium bowl, whisk eggs together with crème fraÎche. Whisk in milk, salt and black pepper. Remove thyme leaves from their sprig, and whisk them into the batter. Set aside.
Peel and thinly slice red onion. Scatter the slices onto the tart crust. Cut Camembert into chunks, and scatter them liberally on top. Arrange strips of smoked streaky bacon onto the crust. Pour egg and cream mixture evenly all over.
Place in the warm oven, and bake, at 200°C/395°F, 25 to 30 minutes, until cooked through and crust is beautifully golden brown.
Serve Camembert and Bacon Quiche warm, with dressed lettuce.
Creamy Mushroom Pancakes
A hearty and delicious dish, these savoury Creamy Mushroom Pancakes can be devoured at breakfast, lunch or dinner! Happy Shrove Tuesday!
Ingredients (serves 1):
1 tablespoon unsalted butter
1 tablespoon olive oil
4 large cremini mushrooms
1 cup chanterelles
1 fluffy sprig fresh tarragon
2 fluffy sprigs Garden Parsley
1 garlic clove, minced
a pinch of fleur de sel or sea salt flakes and freshly cracked black pepper
1 1/2 tablespoon White Port
1/4 cup double cream
teaspoon demerara sugar
2 fluffy Spelt Pancakes, warmed
In a large, deep skillet, melt butter with olive oil over medium-high heat.
Thoroughly dust cremini mushrooms and chanterelles with a paper towel or clean brush; then, roughly chop them.
Once the butter is just foaming, add cremini mushrooms and chanterelles, and sautÊ, shaking the pan often, to coat in butter and oil, until the mushrooms start browning.
Remove tarragon leaves from their stalk, and chop them finely. Finely chop Parsley as well, and stir chopped herbs into the mushrooms. Cook, a few minutes more.
Add minced garlic, and cook, 1 minute.
Season, to taste, with fleur de sel and black pepper. Cook, another minute, then deglaze with White Port. Stir in double cream, and cook until sauce thickens. Stir in demerara sugar, until completely dissolved.
Generously spoon creamy mushroom sauce onto warm Spelt Pancakes.
Enjoy Creamy Mushroom Pancakes hot, with a glass of chilled dry white wine, like Sauvignon Blanc, or a Buckâs Fizz!
*hot honey zest biscuit (&) gravy